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Bad Gnus: In It For the Gnu-ky: Scene 1

Written by Kinto Mythostian

In this scene, Chuck has taken his latest attempted conquest, a Holstein cow named Annabelle, to a fancy restaurant that he can’t actually afford, hoping she’ll be impressed enough to have sex with him.
CHUCK:
ANNABELLE:
CHUCK: I will have the Rocky Mountain Oysters, gar-con.
ANNABELLE: Just a salad, please.
SFX: [WAITER LEAVES]
CHUCK: So, Marianne...
ANNABELLE: Annabelle.
CHUCK: Close enough. Do you know why they call them Rocky Mountain Oysters?
ANNABELLE: I have no idea.
CHUCK: Because the bull uses 'em to 'oist 'is Rocky Mountain up! [LOUD, ANNOYING LAUGHTER]
SFX: [THROWING WINE IN CHUCK'S FACE]
CHUCK: Marianne! Come back! That wine cost 20 bucks a bottle!

Performance #16
Tynan Kaz
as
Chuck
as
Annabelle

Performance #23
Raoul Duke LittleFox
as
Chuck
as
Annabelle

Performance #70
StandardDeviant Norisanu
as
Chuck
as
Annabelle

Performance #79
ShadowWolf NoMora
as
Chuck
as
Annabelle

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