From the creator of the Furry Basketball Association

Single, Lonely and Bushy-Tailed: Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

Eric has pulled his mother from a restaurant into the back after she made a surprise visit and discovered who her son was dating. It was not pretty.
ERIC:
MOM:
ERIC: What are you even doing here?
MOM: She's not looking this way, is she? Listen, if we're quiet we might be able to slip out through the kitchen. There's an exit in the back.
ERIC: We're having dinner, mom. And why do you know that?
MOM: We'll need a distraction. I flirted with the greeter a little bit, he might help us.
ERIC: Wait, the badger?
MOM: She doesn't know where you live, does she? We'll need to lay low for a while.
ERIC: Mom, we've been dating for two months. Of course she knows where I live.
MOM: What? Honey, dearest, please don't tell me she's been inside. I don't know if I have that much Pine-Sol.
ERIC: Mom, stop it! I'm not leaving. I'm going back to the table and I'm finishing dinner with Debra. Now just go home and stop making a scene.
SFX: [MOM GRABS ERIC'S ARM]
MOM: Don't you dare, Eric! I'm not about to let my boy be taken in by some striped harlot!
ERIC: Why's that badger looking at us?
MOM: Him? Which side is he seeing me from?
SFX: [ERIC WALKS AWAY BRISKLY]
MOM: Eric!

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