From the audio director of Kaze: Winds of Change

The Curse: Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

GYPSY:
TOMMY:
GYPSY: So you came.
TOMMY: Ah! Geez, you scared the wool off of me!
GYPSY: You were wise to heed my message.
TOMMY: How could I miss it? You painted it on my door!
GYPSY: I was out of Post-It Notes. But now, I will show you the consequences of your transgressions!
TOMMY: Transgre—Hey, I was born a dude.
GYPSY: What? No, no, no! I want vengeance for the heinous crimes you've committed against my people!
TOMMY: That was you? Oh God! I'm sorry, I couldn't see your face!
GYPSY: Heinous! As in terrible! Geez, read a book!
TOMMY: Okay, okay, so what did I do?
GYPSY: The worst possible thing in the history of the Gypsies! You cut in line in front of my sister at the convenience store last week!
TOMMY: But she got out of line to look at a fashion magazine!
GYPSY: You made her miss the ending of Romanian Idol! This is unforgivable! And for that, I curse thee!
TOMMY: Oh, God. You used an old word and everything! This is bad! Please don't curse me!
GYPSY: Too late! I curse you to have women find you unattractive in bed! [LAUGHTER]
TOMMY: That's it?
GYPSY: Well, I'm new to the curse thing. I'm working my way up. But you have been cursed! Cursed! And you will live with it forever! Forever!
TOMMY: Geez, didn't have the heart to tell her I'm gay.

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