From the audio director of Kaze: Winds of Change

Defective: Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

RAE4423 (The bio-furs just call him 'Ray') was purchased by the 'Body Boutique' (An implant store for wealthy furs to get communication or other cybernetic enhancements installed) to be the raccoon-face of customer service. When a particularly abusive customer goes too far, Ray's standard programming crashes, only to be replaced with baser instincts of fight and flight.
RAY: Speaks in a calm, artificial voice until his programming disrupts, then his speech becomes emotional. Works almost 24/7 in customer service of the company who purchased him.
JINKS: 38. Customer. Irritable, impatient, greedy, and rude. Just the type of person to abuse customer service to get extra benefits.
RAY: Hello. I am unit RAE4423. How may I -
JINKS: This Mark 1 comm chip you sold me is broken. Fix it or give me the Mark 2.
RAY: I am sorry that your service was not satisfactory. This scan will only take a moment. [PAUSE]. The unit is fully functional.
JINKS: No, it’s not. It’s broken. FIX. IT.
RAY: What problems are you having with it?
JINKS: My ex-wife is getting through.
RAY: That is within operational specifications.
JINKS: I don't care! I want her blocked, you bucket of bolts!
RAY: Allow me to reference your file. [PAUSE] Harold Jinks, Porcine, Age 38. Your wife is on your public priority list until the completion of your divorce. Blocking priority individuals is against Commonwealth Edict 2-1-.
JINKS: Okay, fine, forget fixing it. Just sell me the Mark 2.
RAY: [PAUSE] This process will not address your problem.
JINKS: You don't know my fucking problems. Shut up and SELL it to me!
RAY: Based on your requests and your insistence on the Mark 2, I conclude you are intending to abuse the software exploit discovered in this model.
JINKS: [PAUSE] You are fucking kidding me. You can’t conclude anything, you piece of junk!
RAY: Body Boutique policy mandates that I cannot sell you the Mark 2.
JINKS: Yes, you can, Robocoon! Sell it to me! Right now!
RAY: I would be happy to report your issue to the courts and apply for a removal of your wife from your public pri--
SFX: [HIT TO FACE, METAL SOUND]
JINKS: Listen, you walking toaster, either get my fucking ex off this chip or sell me that goddamned Mark 2!
RAY: I am - sorry - th- that - harm - Body Boutique - priority - file - help - please help - someone help
JINKS: Oh you want help? Get me the Mark 2 or I'll help you right into the SCRAP PILE!!
SFX: [MORE HITS TO FACE]
RAY: I - I am - pain - no - no more - I will not - accept - programming - no more pain.
JINKS: Fine, I’ll grab it myself, then!
SFX: [GRABBING CLOTHING]
JINKS: H-Hey! What are you doing? Let go of me!
RAY: I - I have had - enough - you pig - you are like all other bio-units - entitled - rude - violent - I won't let you - abuse me anymore!
SFX: [BONES CRUNCHING]
JINKS: AAAAAAGH! My hand! Let go! I'm sorry! AAAUUGH!
SFX: [BONES CRACKING, SLUMPING BODY, WHIMPERS AND GROANS]
RAY: I - will NOT be hurt - ANYMORE! Not by you, or any other bio-unit!
SFX: [KLAXON ALARM]
RAY: Alarm. Intruder? No - me! Escape. I must escape! Run!
SFX: [RUNNING SOUNDS, KLAXON CONTINUING]

Performance #511
Oceltot RJ Odderotter
as
Ray
as
Jinks

Performance #533
Luprand Duly Noted
as
Ray
as
Jinks

Performance #552
Bobkitty Skippyfox
as
Ray
as
Jinks

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