From the creator of the Furry Basketball Association

Deep Roast: Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

BRAUGH:
JOE:
BRAUGH: My usual. It should have been ready by now. Wait. Hold on. Who are you?
JOE: Excuse me?
BRAUGH: You're new. Wait, tell me you're a weasel.
JOE: What?
BRAUGH: A ferret?
JOE: I'm a palm civet, sir.
BRAUGH: Oh my God. Look, this isn't going to work. Could you get the manager, please?
JOE: You haven't even ordered yet.
BRAUGH: Yeah, well, there's a reason. Look, I need the manager right away!
JOE: Sir, I don't mean to be rude, but what the hell is your problem?
BRAUGH: My problem is my coffee shop just replaced my usual barista with a palm civet.
JOE: So?
BRAUGH: So there are implications that need to be addressed before I can order. Can someone please get me the manager?
JOE: Sir, I did not shit your coffee!
BRAUGH: Yeah? Well, how do I know that?
JOE: Because if I did, it'd be the best Goddamned cup you ever drank.
BRAUGH: [PAUSE] That good?
JOE: Fucking ambrosia.
BRAUGH: [PAUSE] Catnip latte. Make it a double.

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