From the creator of the Furry Basketball Association

The Misadventures of Enoch the Eunuch: Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

Early in his efforts to get his balls back, Enoch figures that getting a lot of publicity for his unfortunate situation may help convince city voters to overturn the law. When the usual avenues for quick fame fizzle out, he turns to something bigger, getting a spot on a popular game show. But to make sure his name spreads as far as possible, he decides to make sure he's unlike any contestant they've ever had.
ROD: Game show host, presenter's voice, strong and clear. Defensive of his television program.
ENOCH: Puts on an act of being dim-witted and innocent, when quietly driven by his quest to get his balls back. Calculates behind his grin.
ROD: Welcome to the power round, Enoch! We've got one million dollars to give away tonight. Before we get started, what are your plans if you win?
ENOCH: Getting my balls back.
ROD: You mean like, a baseball collection or something?
ENOCH: No. Testicles.
ROD: This is a family show.
ENOCH: How would I know that?
ROD: All right! We've surveyed one hundred furries, and if you can give us their most popular answers, we'll give you a chance to win one million dollars. Are you ready, Enoch?
ENOCH: I sure am, Rod!
ROD: All right! First question, name a ferocious predator.
CROWD: [CALLING OUT VARIOUS PREDATORS]
ENOCH: Rabbit.
CROWD: [STUNNED]
ROD: A rabid what?
ENOCH: No, rabbit. Final answer, Rod.
ROD: [LONG PAUSE] Okay, this one should be easier. Name any kind of canine.
CROWD: [CALLING OUT VARIOUS CANINES]
ENOCH: Hyena.
CROWD: [STUNNED]
ROD: I think that got negative votes, Enoch.

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