From the creator of the Furry Basketball Association

The Misadventures of Enoch the Eunuch: Scene 2

Written by Carrizo

As punishment for his jaywalking, as prescribed by city law, Enoch has been sent to hospital for mandatory castration. When he wakes up from the general anaesthetic, he meets the doctor who performed the procedure and learns that he may have a slim chance at getting back what's rightfully his.
ALOIS: Early 50s. Mad scientist vibe, but overly optimistic, totally blind to people's feelings except in sudden bursts of empathy. Infatuated with his own work.
ENOCH: Puts on an act of being dim-witted and innocent, when quietly driven by his quest to get his balls back. Calculates behind his grin.
ALOIS: Good morning!
ENOCH: [GROGGY] Is it?
ALOIS: Oh, yes! You’ll be very delighted to know the surgery was a complete success!
ENOCH: That doesn't really delight me.
ALOIS: There was no excessive bleeding. Everything was sewn up cleanly. Virtually no danger of infection. Just perfect! Have a look!
ENOCH: I don’t want to.
ALOIS: Oh, come now, don’t be a shy dog! Here we go!
SFX: [BLANKET LIFTED]
ENOCH: AAAAAAH! AAAAAAAH!
ALOIS: See how good I sewed that up? The stitches are so small! There will hardly be a scar!
ENOCH: [cont’d] AAAAAAH! AAAAAAAH!!!
ALOIS: I really should take photos. In case other doctors have to do this procedure. Hold still, please.
SFX: [PHOTOS BEING TAKEN]
ENOCH: [cont'd] AAAAAAAAH!! AAAAAAAAH!!!
ALOIS: All done! You can stop screaming now.
ENOCH: My balls! You took my balls away you cold-blooded reptile!
ALOIS: Skink. And don’t be so dramatic. They’re right here.
SFX: [ANOTHER BLANKET LIFTS REVEALING A HISSING MACHINE]
ENOCH: What is that?
ALOIS: Now, see, this is the best part. You coming in for this procedure gave me the perfect chance to try out my newest invention.
ENOCH: You built that?
ALOIS: Proudly! I call it the Ball-Saver! Patent pending.
ENOCH: Ball-Saver? Wait, does that mean…?
ALOIS: Your balls are being kept alive and can be re-attached at any time.
ENOCH: Really?
ALOIS: For 72 hours. You might want to set a timer.

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Alois
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Enoch

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Alois
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Enoch

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Vedrit Chris
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Alois
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Enoch

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Alois
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Enoch

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Alois
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Enoch

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Enoch

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