From the audio director of Kaze: Winds of Change

For Your Health: Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

A Cordoba military officer has captured Danny and has him strapped to a chair in an interrogation room.
OFFICER: Spanish accent, calm and fully in control. Also a little bit psychotic.
DANNY: A fox with big dreams of moving up in the nutrition world, but his ambition is tempered with anxiety. Not good in stressful situations.
OFFICER: Do you know what we do to thieves in Cordoba, señor?
DANNY: Apologize, let them go and offer them a discount on the gift shop steak knives?
OFFICER: There are knives involved.
DANNY: You're going to kill me, aren't you?
OFFICER: Si. But first, why is a little American fox trying to steal jujuwava fruit from our orchards?
DANNY: Look, sir, I am so sorry about being any trouble to you at all, but I swear on my mother's grave—if she were dead, that I have no idea what ju-va-wa-wa fruit is. Or what you are. What the heck are you?
OFFICER: I'm a kinkajou, señor.
DANNY: Gesundheit.
OFFICER: No, a kinkajou.
DANNY: A what?
OFFICER: A kinkajou!
DANNY: A kick-a-jew?
OFFICER: The knives!
SFX: [BIG KNIFE DRAWN FROM A SHEATH]
DANNY: Oh shit!

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Trendane Blender
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Norisanu Jaime
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Sorethumb Jbadger
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