From the creator of the Furry Basketball Association

Hoppleganger: Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

ROY:
SIMON:
ROY: I may be a hyena, Simon, but I don't feel like laughing at your joke.
SIMON: It's not a joke, Roy! In the last few days, people have seen me doing things I never do! Send my wife flowers, donate to charity, reading Chaucer! Chaucer, Roy! Nobody reads Chaucer!
ROY: It's about time you started improving yourself.
SIMON: I didn't do any of those things, Roy.
ROY: Then who did, Simon? Who'd want to impersonate you?
SIMON: I don't know, but it started when I bought that mirror at Gemini Curios. It's got to be connected to--
SIMON: Six years ago? That—Roy, I was there this last weekend! And ever since then—Roy, there's someone out there, pretending they're me, trying to take everything from me.
ROY: Simon, you look like hell—your ears and eyes are twitching, your foot is shaking, your eyes are bloodshot, tail's drooping—are you having a nervous breakdown?
SIMON: No, I'm—I'm okay. Just promise you'll call me if you see me doing anything else weird, okay?
ROY: I'd say this conversation officially counts.

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