From the creator of the Furry Basketball Association

The Oily Bastards: Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

SFX: Used only for sound effects
FISHER:
SFX: [DISTANT WARFARE NOISES]
FISHER: Master sergeant!
DEKE: What? Who the hell are you?
FISHER: Corporal Fisher, sir! Fourteenth battalion--
DEKE: Fourteenth? Well, what the cod fins are you doing here? You're supposed to be flanking the dam! You better have good news for me, soldier.
FISHER: Yes, sir! I mean--no, sir! The battalion's in position, but--
DEKE: But what?
FISHER: They were expecting us, sir. The dam was built past the South bank into the forest.
DEKE: What? They can do that?
FISHER: We didn't know they could, sir. They opened fire on us before we were in range.
SFX: [SLAMMING TABLE]
DEKE: Damn those beavers! Spread out the troops and march in, don't let them concentrate their fire.
FISHER: Sir, they surprised us, we've already lost half our otters. What's left is pinned down in the trees.
DEKE: That's still enough to march!
FISHER: Sir, they want to pull back.
DEKE: No! Keep the South bank occupied! We'll get more paws on the North side, but keep that South side engaged!

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SlyKnux KintoMythostian
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Fisher
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Deke

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Brighton Nevir
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Fisher
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Deke

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Kitaii Sorethumb
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Fisher
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Deke

Performance #93
Riyobunny Neko
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Fisher
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Deke

Performance #107
Show Pandez
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Fisher
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Deke

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Terra Roffie
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Fisher
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Deke

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Austin Sysan
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Fisher
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Deke

Performance #155
Jbadger Jim the Otter
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Fisher
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Deke

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