From the creator of the Furry Basketball Association

Revenge of the Roadkill: Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

In the following scene, Eugene has taken Linda to one of the company's many garages, where he comes up with a plan to help trap the zombies clawing for them outside.
EUGENE:
LINDA:
EUGENE: All right! Now we're getting somewhere! All we gotta do is bait these trucks, open them up, then shut the doors when the zombies are inside.
LINDA: What are we using as bait?
EUGENE: Well, uh—us.
LINDA: That's your plan?
EUGENE: Now see, listen here, these trucks have got a port in the back for accessing the cab. So I figure one of us waits in the cab while the other opens the hangar doors then gets in the trailer. The zombies come, once they're inside, the one in the cab shuts the doors, and the bait crawls through the port, closes the hatch. And just like that. Truck full of zombies.
LINDA: Great plan. Let me guess. You're in the cab?
EUGENE: Well, uh. Being as you're a wolf and much faster runner than a beaver like me—
LINDA: You can't fit in the hatch, can you?
EUGENE: No, miss.
LINDA: Fine.
EUGENE: Great! All right, let's just open her up.
SFX: [OPENING TRAILER DOORS]
SFX: [ZOMBIES GROANING]
SFX: [SHUTTING TRAILER DOORS]
EUGENE: I think someone already thought of this.

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