From the audio director of Kaze: Winds of Change

Reverse Orbit: Scene 1

Written by Unknown

PATRICK:
BRENT:
PATRICK: Helm, are we ready for departure?
BRENT: As your readout there indicates, yes, captain.
PATRICK: Identify the nearest sector with an unexplored life-class planet. Set course and—
BRENT: Wait, what?
PATRICK: Set course for the nearest sector with a—
BRENT: No, I heard that. But why are you asking me? Do I look like an android to you? Ask the damn computer! I don't have a crystal ball!
PATRICK: Look, it's not that difficult. Just pick one and go to it.
BRENT: Oh sure, let me just transform into a goddamned three dimensional holo-map of the galaxy and go digging around my organs for unexplored bits to figure out where we're going!
PATRICK: Helm, you're being unreasonable and defying orders.
BRENT: You know what else I'm being? Realistic! If you'd asked the computer to perform the task, we might have a course already! Instead, you're asking me to do something impossible for a brain made out of meat!
PATRICK: Helm, I—
BRENT: Hey computer! Identify a course to the nearest life-class planet we haven't been to yet! That way Captain Ridiculous over here can keep his spandex pants on! Oh look, there, our course is laid out already! And now I push two buttons, and we're going into hyperwarp! Wow, that was so hard. So what else do you need now, O Great Goldshirt Leader?
PATRICK: You know, I think I liked being a captain better when we had the android.

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