From the creator of the Furry Basketball Association

The Situation: Scene 2

Written by Carrizo

TONY:
PAUL:
TONY: Mr. Henford.
PAUL: What? No. No, no, oh, Christ! What is that smell? Is that you?
TONY: Look, I'm not proud of this introduction. But I've been assigned your case. So let's just go over the facts, button this up, and I can go home for a marinara bath.
PAUL: Bath first, then facts! God, seriously, that smell has got to be a violation of my civil rights.
TONY: And which right would that be?
PAUL: The one about not having a skunk shyster! I'm pretty sure that's Constitutional!
TONY: Oh, yeah. Skunk v. Idiot. Landmark case.
PAUL: Dammit, you are rancid! Did you spray someone?
TONY: No, I sprayed a wall.
PAUL: Well, what did you do that for?
TONY: I hated the wallpaper. Of course, I sprayed someone! Look, let's just focus on the case in front of us, all right?
PAUL: I am not going to be able to focus with you reeking like B-O on a burning tire. Who did you spray?
TONY: The state prosecutor.
PAUL: Wait, for real?
TONY: Shall we go over facts?
PAUL: Hell, yeah. What do you need to know?

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