From the creator of the Furry Basketball Association

A Sow's Ear: Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

BROOKE:
RICHMOND:
BROOKE: We need to talk.
RICHMOND: It can wait.
BROOKE: I just spoke with Taylor down in finance. Why didn't you sign the Farrell loan?
RICHMOND: Really?
BROOKE: They met every requirement. I vetted them down to every line of our policy.
RICHMOND: Well, then. I must have found an issue outside of our policy.
BROOKE: It's because they're coyotes. Isn't it?
RICHMOND: Look here, Brooke.
BROOKE: I'm sick of this high-and-mighty, domesticated bullshit, Richmond. They deserved that loan.
RICHMOND: No, I said look here. What do you see?
BROOKE: A fucking speciest horse.
RICHMOND: On my head, yellow-eyes.
BROOKE: What? What are you getting at? That white patch?
RICHMOND: It's not a white patch, Brooke. It's my halo.
BROOKE: Christ, you're worse than I thought.
RICHMOND: You ever notice how only domestics have these? How every time a furry manages to graduate from his feral savageries, a splash of white appears on their heads? It's nature's halo.
BROOKE: What does that have to do with anything?
RICHMOND: It's why I didn't sign the Farrell loan. How can we trust our money with anyone who doesn't have a halo?

Performance #233
Watcher Rat Neratas
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Brooke
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Richmond

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Yosho Hammond
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Brooke
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Richmond

Performance #256
Hammond Yosho
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Brooke
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Richmond

Performance #298
Ehlana Tazel
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Brooke
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Richmond

Performance #313
Keris Ed Osoliz
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Brooke
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Richmond

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Fraddas Treyn
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Brooke
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Richmond

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