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The Tale of Sir Render: Scene 2

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

The 'Brave' Sir Render, having tracked the source of the livestock disappearance, comes upon a dragon in his lair - which is little more than a hole in the side of the mountain. Upon confronting the dragon, the two try every trick in the book to discourage the other from attacking.
RENDER: Early twenties, mild and slightly whimpering voice. Cowardly, but desperate to overcome for the love of Maiden Taiwan
DRAGON: A standard fantasy dragon. Even more cowardly than Sir Render, wanting to avoid possible bodily harm at any cost, even his dignity.
RENDER: Foul Dragon! I have you now! Taste my blade and prepare to - um - excuse me? Hello?
DRAGON: AAGH! OH! You scared my tail off! Oh no, wait, it's still there! Whew! Don't sneak up on folks sleeping! That's rude!
RENDER: Oh. Sorry. Um, would you mind if I, er, slayed you?
DRAGON: Slay me? Um - yes, well, you see - what's today?
RENDER: Thursday, I think?
DRAGON: Oh! Oh, I'm really sorry, but Thursdays are my crocheting class! I don't think I can get slain AND do shell stitches, right?
RENDER: Well, um, how about - tomorrow? I was kind of hoping to slay you before it got dark. There's bats at night! Eyygh!
DRAGON: Ooh, tomorrow I'm starting my vacation in China. Got family over there, even if they are noodleheads.
RENDER: Oh. Oh okay. [PAUSE] Well can I just, I don't know, take a scale or something? A tooth you're not using?
DRAGON: I - I don't have any spares, sorry. You know, I got this crazy idea - why don't you just go back and SAY you killed me? They'd never know, right?
RENDER: You think that'd work?.
DRAGON: Oh yeah! Sure! I do it all the time! Especially around election time!
RENDER: Election time? Don't we have a king, though?
DRAGON: Well, yeah, but he still needs good public relations spin, right?

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