From the audio director of Kaze: Winds of Change

The Tale of Sir Render: Scene 3

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Sir Render had defeated the ogres that had plagued the town, using nothing but a lucky shot from his bow and arrow to cause an avalanche and crush them. Now the hero of the kingdom, the 'brave Sir Render' finds himself alone with his heart's desire, the beautiful Maiden Tiewahn. But he has one more challenge to overcome! His 'Biggest' one yet!
TIEWAHN: Age 28, The maiden of the kingdom, the one who had captured Render's heart and drove him to untold dangers.
RENDER: Early twenties, mild and slightly whimpering voice. Cowardly, but desperate to overcome for the love of Maiden Taiwan
TIEWAHN: You did it! You actually did it! I can scarcely believe it!
RENDER: Er, of course! And all for you, my dear Maiden Tiewahn! And... well, of course for the people too. And to see the captain's forehead vein bulge. That was fun!
TIEWAHN: I think because he bet against you in the pool. Your odds were 950 to 1, I think! Of course, I bet on you to win!
RENDER: You did?
TIEWAHN: Oh yes! I saw you had such knightly potential! When the ogres were chanting about how they would cook you alive, I knew you would not falter!
RENDER: Uhm, yes, that was - well, disturbing, but I did survive! A bit parboiled, but -
TIEWAHN: And bringing the dragon back to be our kingdom's counselor? A stroke of genius, my knight!
RENDER: Yes, that was quite fortunate! Reminds me, I have a session with him next week about my bat phobia.
TIEWAHN: And there were all these side bets, on how long it would take for your head to become the hydra's new volleyball, or how long it would take for the lake's goldfish to strip your fur and flesh! But I knew you would be victorious, my noble, handsome knight!
RENDER: I thank you for your faith in me, my ravishing red pandaaauuuhm what are you doing?
TIEWAHN: [GIGGLES] Giving you your reward, you silly badger! Help me with my corset, would you?
RENDER: Oh - oh my goodness - this was worth it all! The attacking children! The gorgon beauty pageant judging! The pudding fight with the troll! Finally I will - I - wait - what is *THAT*??
TIEWAHN: Oh this little thing? This has been in our family for generations! All the Tiewahn ladies have it!
RENDER: LITTLE thing?! - But that - that's bigger than MINE!!! And WHY do you HAVE it?!?
TIEWAHN: Oh you ARE a silly badger! And so cute too! Mmm, seems like it wants to know you better! C'mere and take your prize! I promise I will be gentle!
RENDER: Uhhhh you know what I-I-I just remembered I have a cake in the stewpot I have to wash! I'll see you later!
TIEWAHN: Oh you wonderful tease! Will you call on me?
RENDER: [WHIMPER] From the next hill over, yeah! Maybe!

Performance #416
Ferin Rosca Luprand
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Tiewahn
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Performance #444
Uber Bluedragon T'niro Tanuki
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Tiewahn
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Performance #449
Searska Grey Raven Endymion Nolehr
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Tiewahn
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Performance #456
Ginger Mae Katalyst Macabray
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Tiewahn
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Performance #481
Siren Klandaghi
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Tiewahn
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Performance #482
Klandaghi Siren
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Tiewahn
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Performance #503
Vivian Digipig
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Tiewahn
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