From the creator of the Furry Basketball Association

Swamphoof: Scene 2

Written by Carrizo

RUNSON: Heavy drawl, simple-minded but knows right from wrong. Stubborn about what he wants.
COLETTE:
RUNSON: Miss Colette. Real nice to see you.
COLETTE: Runson, how you been?
RUNSON: Getting better, I reckon. What brings you by?
COLETTE: Well, I was wondering if you might lend me a hoof.
RUNSON: Of course, Miss! What you need?
COLETTE: Now I hear tell the sheriff comes in every morning for his coffee. That right?
RUNSON: He sure do, Miss. Pour it for him myself.
COLETTE: Well, ain't that perfect. Got a little something I'd like you to add to tomorrow's cup.
RUNSON: You mean without him knowing?
COLETTE: I don't care what no one says, you're smart as a whip, Runson, you know that?
RUNSON: I don't want to get in no trouble, Miss.
COLETTE: You won't, hon. [PAUSE] Oh, look at those eyes. You got the biggest heart in the swamp, Runson, you know that?
RUNSON: Thank you, Miss.
COLETTE: You don't get much attention, do you? Such a shame, handsome mule like yourself. Got a lot to offer a mare, don't you?
RUNSON: Yes, Miss. Well, not everything.
COLETTE: I'll make you a deal, Runson. Got a friend the next town over would just love to meet a big, strong mule like you. You slip this into sheriff's drink, I'll make sure she comes by.
RUNSON: She pretty, Miss?
COLETTE: As pretty as you can dream, hon.

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