From the creator of the Furry Basketball Association

Swamphoof: Scene 3

Written by Carrizo

Runson did what Colette asked and poisoned the coffee he pours for the sheriff every morning. But when morning rises, the honest mule has a change of heart. But before he can warn the stubborn old bull, he learns that the sheriff has his own problems with the unlucky longear.
RUNSON: Heavy drawl, simple-minded but knows right from wrong. Stubborn about what he wants.
SHERIFF: Big voice, heavy drawl, slow and intimidating. Quick to anger.
RUNSON: Oh, Sheriff! I’m so sorry, I can’t pour you [your coffee]
SHERIFF: Runson, how long you been working here?
RUNSON: Sheriff?
SHERIFF: Don’t make me repeat myself, boy. How long you been working here?
RUNSON: Eighteen months.
SHERIFF: Eighteen months. That’s a good while, Runson. Reckon you must be very good at your job to last that long.
RUNSON: I suppose. What’s all this about?
SHERIFF: If you want to make nineteen, you better start telling me whenever Colette comes in here.
RUNSON: I told you she came in like you asked.
SHERIFF: You didn’t tell me what she was buying.
RUNSON: [PAUSE] She asked me not to say.
SFX: [HARD SLAP]
RUNSON: HAAAW!
SHERIFF: You know why the Good Lord gave you long ears? It’s so you could hear me good. Hear me good right now.
RUNSON: Yes, sir.
SHERIFF: You listen to me. I tell you to do something, and you do it. That’s how it works in this swamp. You hearing this?
RUNSON: Yes, sir, I understand.
SHERIFF: Good. And you better learn quick to stop looking up that mare’s dress. I don’t care how blue your worthless nuts get. You’re a mule. You got a place in this world, and you better keep it.
RUNSON: That ain’t fair, sheriff.
SHERIFF: I didn’t write that rule, Runson. You got a problem with it, take it up with who took away your chance to have a foal. But while you’re down here, you keep it in your trousers. You hear me, boy? Ain’t no mare in my swamp wants a filthy hybrid like you soiling her.
RUNSON: If you say so, sir.
SHERIFF: Good. [PAUSE] Now I’ve been standing here a solid minute and still got no mug in my hand. You gonna fix that?
RUNSON: [LONG PAUSE] Yes, sir. Right away.

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