From the creator of the Furry Basketball Association

Top Dog: Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

KEVIN:
FOO-FOO: Confident, spiteful, always in control. Highly driven, but believe everything needs to be done with grace and good planning. Wouldn't think of stooping to full anger.
KEVIN: Miss Foo-Foo? I'm sorry to bother.
FOO-FOO: You have no idea.
KEVIN: Do you have a moment?
FOO-FOO: Look, I don't know who you are, but you had the gall to stop me, so you must be important. You have five seconds to prove it.
KEVIN: Oh, I'm sorry. I'm Kevin Sanders, your new assistant.
FOO-FOO: First test passed. Walk and talk.
KEVIN: Uh, sure. So, just wanted to make sure I introduced myself. And see if I could start on anything for you.
FOO-FOO: Well, so much for the second test.
KEVIN: I'm actually really excited to be working for you, Miss Foo-Foo. I'm a huge fan of your work.
FOO-FOO: You must be joking. [PAUSE] How old are you?
KEVIN: Uh. Nineteen, Miss Foo-Foo.
FOO-FOO: Good Lord. Your father was too young to buy my covers.
KEVIN: Oh, no, no, I'm a big fan of classic magazines. I've got a huge collection.
FOO-FOO: Classic, you call it?
KEVIN: I mean—
FOO-FOO: Oh, don't bother. Get down to my office right away and be ready. I'll be down in ten minutes. And I expect you to be productive by the time I'm down there. Understood?
KEVIN: Yes, of course, Miss Foo-Foo, thank you!

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