Kialo
You're interested in HER? Pal, you've got as much chance as I have landing the next Arnie Schwarzenheiffer role!
Gabriel
Kee, don't make me shove that beak of yours into a pencil sharpener! I'm serious!
Kialo
Okay, okay. So you got first peek at her personal. What's the kitty looking for? A handsome kiwi no doubt!
Gabriel
Uh. No. She wants someone "Intelligent, Caring, Respectful, Forward Thinking”…
Kialo
*coughcoughPUSSYWHIPPEDcough*
Gabriel
Where's that pencil sharpener again?
Kialo
Yeesh, just a joke! Don't go shedding on me, fluffy! Okay, so how do you plan to woo her, Cyrano? (sir-RAH-no)
Kialo
Cyrano de Bear-Sherack? Great literary romantic who ALSO had a big nose, thank you very much! Read a book, man!
Gabriel
Look, I just want her to look at me and think I'm an Irish Setter typesetter she'd more than settle for!
Kialo
Gabe. Promise me with a pinky swear you will NOT use that line. EVER.
Gabriel
Just HELP ME! I need to come up with a name that reeks of suaveness and virility!
Kialo
I got one! Let me spell it out: K-I-A-L-O
Gabriel
That's it. You've graduated from the pencil sharpener to the paper slicer!