Tommy
Ah! Geez, you scared the wool off of me!
Gypsy
You were wise to heed my message.
Tommy
How could I miss it? You painted it on my door!
Gypsy
I was out of Post-It Notes. But now, I will show you the consequences of your transgressions!
Tommy
Transgre—Hey, I was born a dude.
Gypsy
What? No, no, no! I want vengeance for the heinous crimes you've committed against my people!
Tommy
That was you? Oh God! I'm sorry, I couldn't see your face!
Gypsy
Heinous! As in terrible! Geez, read a book!
Tommy
Okay, okay, so what did I do?
Gypsy
The worst possible thing in the history of the Gypsies! You cut in line in front of my sister at the convenience store last week!
Tommy
But she got out of line to look at a fashion magazine!
Gypsy
You made her miss the ending of Romanian Idol! This is unforgivable! And for that, I curse thee!
Tommy
Oh, God. You used an old word and everything! This is bad! Please don't curse me!
Gypsy
Too late! I curse you to have women find you unattractive in bed! [LAUGHTER]
Gypsy
Well, I'm new to the curse thing. I'm working my way up. But you have been cursed! Cursed! And you will live with it forever! Forever!
Tommy
Geez, didn't have the heart to tell her I'm gay.