Dialogues

Rats and Rainbows

Scene 1

RainFurrest | 2013

FennecHelix

Chipper

Tazel

Raymond

Project Premise

Slapstick Comedy

Raymond is a hitrat for the infamous Rodini crime family out of New York. But when his brother conspires to get rid of the don, the loyal Raymond is the first to go. Lacking the heart to kill him, his brother shoves Raymond down an unused pipe in the sewer system, getting rid of him. But when Raymond wakes up, he finds himself someplace very far from New York, where his streetwise style clashes with the saccharine locals.

                                                        Chipper                                                    

                                                        Hi there!                                                    

                                                        Raymond                                                    

                                                        Waugh! Who are you?                                                    

                                                        Chipper                                                    

                                                        I'm Chipper! And who are you, Mr. Rat?                                                    

                                                        Raymond                                                    

                                                        The name's Raymond, kid. And I asked for your name, not your attitude.                                                    

                                                        Chipper                                                    

                                                        Uh—okay.                                                    

                                                        Raymond                                                    

                                                        Hey, where am I? What is this place? This that new thing at Ground Zero?                                                    

                                                        Chipper                                                    

                                                        This is the Rainbow Valley, a land of fantasy and dreams! Of magic and inspiration!                                                    

                                                        Raymond                                                    

                                                        Rainbow Valley? You mean like the Village?                                                    

                                                        Chipper                                                    

                                                        And it looks like you've been inspired to wreck my home!                                                    

                                                        Raymond                                                    

                                                        Oh. Hey, kid, look, this ain't my fault! My lousy brother shoved me down this pipe, and now I got no idea where I am.                                                    

                                                        Chipper                                                    

                                                        You're in my front door!                                                    

                                                        Raymond                                                    

                                                        Yeah. Well, hey, if it's any consolation, your home got inspired to wreck my head.                                                    

                                                        Chipper                                                    

                                                        I'll say. I hope that's raspberry jam.                                                    

                                                        Raymond                                                    

                                                        What? Oh, mother! I'm bleeding! Quick, kid, where's the clinic?                                                    

                                                        Chipper                                                    

                                                        Mr. Badger has healing herbs at his hut.                                                    

                                                        Raymond                                                    

                                                        What kind of herbs? Painkillers? Antibiotics? Weed?                                                    

                                                        Chipper                                                    

                                                        I'm sure he's got weeds!                                                    

                                                        Raymond                                                    

                                                        Sounds perfect. Get me there pronto, kid.

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Rats and Rainbows