Whispermist
Oh, excuse me, Mr. Gelding. You don’t know me, but I was hoping—
Mark Gelding
Listen, I have an important meeting coming up. If you could please just get to the point.
Whispermist
Oh. Of course, Mr. Gelding. I’m very sorry. I certainly don’t want to waste your time.
Mark Gelding
Yeah. Little late for that.
Whispermist
You see, my friend Flea Flicker, he’s a huge fan of the Ponyville Brayers.
Whispermist
Which is why he really, really wants you to reconsider moving the team to Las Pegasus. It would really make him sad. And he doesn’t handle being sad very well.
Mark Gelding
And finally, the point. Listen, Miss?
Mark Gelding
Whispermist. Ponyville has been a great home for the Brayers, and as an organization, we are proud to have represented the city in the EFL.
Whispermist
Oh, and we’re so proud to have you here! So, does that mean you’ll stay?
Mark Gelding
Certain conditions in the Ponyville media market have made this location untenable necessitating a relocation of the Brayers.
Whispermist
Untenable? But how? What does that mean?
Mark Gelding
It means Las Pegasus is buying us a new stadium. I need to go. Thank you for being a fan!