Tony
Yeesh, how much garlic was IN that meatball hoagie, Vinny? I could smell ya from the Loop! An' you could use a salad anyhow!
Vinny
What are you, my mother? I gotta pack on for the winter! Hibernating n' all.
Tony
You been packin' on ever since I KNOWN ya! You got enough gut to get you through THREE winters!
Vinny
Shaddup, string bean! Jus' cause you're a twitchy rodent don't mean I gotta follow suit!
Tony
I'm a mustelid, ya idiot! An' you're just jealous I can fit in maintenance tunnels when we gotta case a bank!
Vinny
They're called sewers, Tony. Fittin' place for a rat.
Vinny
Whatever. Look, let's just get this hit over n' done with.
Tony
Fine by me, grizzly.
SFX
[ENVELOPE RIP, PAPER SHUFFLING]
Vinny
Oh. Oh Tony. This ain't good.
Vinny
The targets for this hit - they're US! These're OUR names on the sheet!
Tony
WHAT? Lemme see that!
SFX
[TIRES SCREECHING AS CAR SWERVES]
Vinny
TONY! JESUS! PULL OVER!!
Tony
Keep yer fur on, my tail's on the wheel!
Vinny
Yeah but your EYES ain't on the ROAD!
Tony
Holy cannoli! You ain't joking! This must've been the packet for one of th' OTHER guys! They was gonna ice us!
Vinny
Well, least they dunno we were supposed to be the ones gettin' iced! We gotta play this smart.
Tony
Yeah! Smart! So, what, we go back and beg for our lives?
Vinny
Tony, you MORON! Dat's gonna get us iced QUICKER! 'Sides, do I look like the beggin' type to you?!
Tony
Yeah, you do! 'Specially for tiramsus at Luigi's!
Vinny
If you wasn't drivin, ya weasel, I'd punch yer lights out! C'mon, we gotta go back an' find out who put out the contract on us! [BEAT] Whaddya waiting for, an invitation? PUNCH IT!