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The Shinies Scene 1
Written by
Carrizo
The Shinies
Scene 1
Written by Carrizo
Archived at Furrywood.com
Artwork by
Pac
Project Premise
ComedyAgainst the pleas of their sole ring-tailed board member, a gemstone conglomerate opens their newest store in a city with a large raccoon population. But soon they understand the worries of that board member, when the locals discover a store full of “shinies”. In this scene, Oliver has been watching Ricky go back and forth staring inside from the sidewalk.
Oliver
Welcome. Finally.
Ricky
Hi, I was just outside looking at—
Oliver
Yes, I saw you lurking out there.
Ricky
That diamond is really, really beautiful.
Oliver
34 carat. Largest in the state. Thank you for coming in.
Ricky
Whoa! Oh, wow! You've got some really pretty things here, too!
Oliver
Thank you. We specialize in pretty things.
Ricky
You've got everything in here! Oh, what's that green one?
Oliver
The emerald?
Ricky
No, the green one.
Oliver
It's a 20 carat emerald, imported from Bogotá. Care to touch it?
Ricky
Can I?
Oliver
No.
Ricky
How about that blue one?
Oliver
That sapphire is on sale now.
Ricky
It's really shiny. How much?
Oliver
Three grand.
Ricky
That much?
Oliver
Before mounting.
Ricky
I don't like it that much.
Oliver
Oh, God. Are you actually going to buy anything?
Ricky
I don't have any money.
Oliver
Then get out!