Turnbull
I'm tellin' ya, Charles, it ain't right! Somethin' unholy's comin' from this here Gilberry Shack! I feel it in my udders!
Gandy
Now, Betsie, there ain't no need to get all flustered. Our wolverine's just been under the weather as of late.
Turnbull
Can't you just go in n' arrest him, put him in protective custody or somethin'? For his sake? For ALL our sakes?
Gandy
You KNOW that ain't right, girl! Frank ain't done anythin' wrong.
Turnbull
How can a skunk be so yelluh? What happened to 'Servin' and Protect... wait... you hear somethin'?
Gandy
[BEAT] Jus' the night wind rustlin' the trees, darlin'.
Turnbull
No, listen! Someone's moanin'... S'close... Charles, let's get outta here. I got a bad feelin'.
Gandy
Alright, get back into the patrol car an'... Oh my God, what the hell is THAT?
Turnbull
CHARLES! Get in the car, damn ya! It's comin' this way!
Gandy
...Pink'n Hairless... no muzzle...no TAIL...th' ugliest thing I've ever seen! Hey... HEY! STOP RIGHT THERE OR I'LL SHOOT! NO! GET OFF! AAIAIIGHHH! BETSIE! RUN!!
