Dialogues

Bad Gnus: In It For the Gnu-ky

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Furry Fiesta | 2012

Raoul Duke

Chuck

LittleFox

Annabelle

Project Premise

Sex Comedy

“In it for the Gnu-ky” is the latest film in the Bad Gnus franchise from the wildebeest comedy duo of Chuck Ferro and Gunther Dutch. In this installment, Chuck and Gunther make a bet with each other to see who can have sex with females of the most different species in one week. As the week progresses, their ploys get increasingly elaborate and desperate as each seeks to outdo the other. (*Spoiler alert* Final score: zero-zero)

Scene Description

In this scene, Chuck has taken his latest attempted conquest, a Holstein cow named Annabelle, to a fancy restaurant that he can’t actually afford, hoping she’ll be impressed enough to have sex with him.

                                                        Chuck                                                    

                                                        I will have the Rocky Mountain Oysters, gar-con.                                                    

                                                        Annabelle                                                    

                                                        Just a salad, please.                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [WAITER LEAVES]                                                    

                                                        Chuck                                                    

                                                        So, Marianne...                                                    

                                                        Annabelle                                                    

                                                        Annabelle.                                                    

                                                        Chuck                                                    

                                                        Close enough. Do you know why they call them Rocky Mountain Oysters?                                                    

                                                        Annabelle                                                    

                                                        I have no idea.                                                    

                                                        Chuck                                                    

                                                        Because the bull uses 'em to 'oist 'is Rocky Mountain up! [LOUD, ANNOYING LAUGHTER]                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [THROWING WINE IN CHUCK'S FACE]                                                    

                                                        Chuck                                                    

                                                        Marianne! Come back! That wine cost 20 bucks a bottle!

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Bad Gnus: In It For the Gnu-ky