Officer
Do you know what we do to thieves in Cordoba, señor?
Danny
Apologize, let them go and offer them a discount on the gift shop steak knives?
Officer
There are knives involved.
Danny
You're going to kill me, aren't you?
Officer
Si. But first, why is a little American fox trying to steal jujuwava fruit from our orchards?
Danny
Look, sir, I am so sorry about being any trouble to you at all, but I swear on my mother's grave—if she were dead, that I have no idea what ju-va-wa-wa fruit is. Or what you are. What the heck are you?
SFX
[BIG KNIFE DRAWN FROM A SHEATH]