Patrick
Helm, are we ready for departure?
Brent
As your readout there indicates, yes, captain.
Patrick
Identify the nearest sector with an unexplored life-class planet. Set course and—
Patrick
Set course for the nearest sector with a—
Brent
No, I heard that. But why are you asking me? Do I look like an android to you? Ask the damn computer! I don't have a crystal ball!
Patrick
Look, it's not that difficult. Just pick one and go to it.
Brent
Oh sure, let me just transform into a goddamned three dimensional holo-map of the galaxy and go digging around my organs for unexplored bits to figure out where we're going!
Patrick
Helm, you're being unreasonable and defying orders.
Brent
You know what else I'm being? Realistic! If you'd asked the computer to perform the task, we might have a course already! Instead, you're asking me to do something impossible for a brain made out of meat!
Brent
Hey computer! Identify a course to the nearest life-class planet we haven't been to yet! That way Captain Ridiculous over here can keep his spandex pants on! Oh look, there, our course is laid out already! And now I push two buttons, and we're going into hyperwarp! Wow, that was so hard. So what else do you need now, O Great Goldshirt Leader?
Patrick
You know, I think I liked being a captain better when we had the android.
