Candlelight
I’m really sorry to hear what happened to your house, Gravenstein.
Gravenstein
Oh, it’s all right, Candlelight. Who could have seen all this rain coming?
Candlelight
Isn’t that the truth! Well, you can stay with me as long as you like. And for as unfortunate as this is, it’s really good timing for me! Splitting the rent will be a huge help to me!
Gravenstein
Oh, well, I always pay my debts! Glad some help can come out of all this.
Candlelight
Me, too! Well, here we are!
Gravenstein
Uh. So, no guest room, huh? Or bedroom, for that matter.
Candlelight
I think if we move the couch a bit, we can make that corner work.
Gravenstein
Candlelight, you told me you had an apartment! This ain’t even a tool shed!
Candlelight
Yeah, it’s going to be a little snug, but we’re friends! It’s going to work out great, right?
Gravenstein
Well, reckon it’ll be cheap. What’s my split on this?
Gravenstein
I must have gotten some straw in my ears. Could you run that by me again?
Candlelight
Two thousand bits. For the month.
Gravenstein
So. One thousand each after the split?
Candlelight
No. Two thousand is the split.
Gravenstein
You’re telling me this puny little greenhouse costs you four thousand bits a month?
Candlelight
Yeah. Heh. Welcome to San Franciscolt.