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[UNZIPPING PANTS AND PEEING]
Schultz
Ahhh. Don't worry, I'm not marking anything. It's just piss.
Schultz
Hmph. So, what's all this then? You didn't invite me out here just to get drunk, did you?
Craft
No. [PAUSE] I want to go into the pipes.
Schultz
[PAUSE] No one goes into the pipes.
Craft
Exactly. They come up to strike and hide when anyone pushes back, safe inside their sewer.
Schultz
Klar. You didn't need four pints to figure that out.
Craft
If we took the fight to them, it would change.
Craft
You were down there before.
Schultz
That was a long time ago.
Craft
You know how to fight in those tunnels.
Schultz
We lost over a hundred dogs down there. We weren't ready. No one can be ready. No one knows how to get through those mazes.
Craft
I'm gathering a team. We got to be quick, before the rats figure out what I've got. But I need your help. That's what I brought you out for.
Schultz
You're serious. This is crazy.
Craft
Maybe. But what would you give for that puddle to once again be more than just piss?
