Roy
I may be a hyena, Simon, but I don't feel like laughing at your joke.
Simon
It's not a joke, Roy! In the last few days, people have seen me doing things I never do! Send my wife flowers, donate to charity, reading Chaucer! Chaucer, Roy! Nobody reads Chaucer!
Roy
It's about time you started improving yourself.
Simon
I didn't do any of those things, Roy.
Roy
Then who did, Simon? Who'd want to impersonate you?
Simon
I don't know, but it started when I bought that mirror at Gemini Curios. It's got to be connected to--
Simon
Six years ago? That—Roy, I was there this last weekend! And ever since then—Roy, there's someone out there, pretending they're me, trying to take everything from me.
Roy
Simon, you look like hell—your ears and eyes are twitching, your foot is shaking, your eyes are bloodshot, tail's drooping—are you having a nervous breakdown?
Simon
No, I'm—I'm okay. Just promise you'll call me if you see me doing anything else weird, okay?
Roy
I'd say this conversation officially counts.
