Dengor
Ahh, Captain Striker! Hate to see you again.
Striker
Likewise, Dengor. How 'bout you just unlock these restraints so that I can properly give you the greeting you deserve!
Dengor
But then you'd miss out on the torture that I prepared especially for you! And we can't have that now, can we?
Striker
You'll never break me, you scaly bastard!
Dengor
I would hope not! It'd be so much better if you resist, especially before you are converted to our cause of universal domination.
Striker
Join the Enclave? Ha! I'll kill you before that ever happens.
Dengor
You say that now, but you'll be singing a different tune soon.
Striker
[EFFORTS] Whatever you're trying to inject me with won't work. [EFFORTS]
Dengor
Oh, no, no, no. My pillows need more stuffing, so I'll be taking all of your feathers before we start the brainwashing procedures.
Striker
M-My feathers? You wouldn't dare! [EFFORTS]
Dengor
It's simple, really. We've found that the closer the subject is to our scaliness, the easier the conversion process is. And since shaving won't work on you... [SINISTER LAUGHTER]
Striker
[EFFORTS] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [EFFORTS]