The Blur Effect

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2014

Yosho

Blur

Judah T. Lowe

Volgas

The Blur Effect Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

The Blur Effect

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Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Archived at Furrywood.com

Artwork by Pac

Project Premise

Superhero Film

Gary Halloworth, aka ‘Blur', is a superpowered speedy cheetah from a long line of family heroes, but the untimely loss of his parents early in his life and his inexperience has caused him to lose more battles for good than he's won. Teamed up with the fellow heroes of the Freedom Force, he's desperate to prove himself to everyone. When Volgas, the evil mindbender sloth, begins a plot to control people through their electronics, Blur finds himself relying on others out of necessity to save the day.

                                                        Blur                                                    

                                                        Alright, Volgas, you've caught me. Just know, we'll never give up as long as we're saving the lives you endanger!                                                    

                                                        Volgas                                                    

                                                        Me? My dear Blur, you've got it backwards! It is you heroes who are endangering them!                                                    

                                                        Blur                                                    

                                                        What are you talking about?                                                    

                                                        Volgas                                                    

                                                        My plans involve a peaceful, quiet subversion of the public's will! By fighting me, you force me to battle! In public! With potential casualties!                                                    

                                                        Blur                                                    

                                                        But you're hurting the ones you want to control!                                                    

                                                        Volgas                                                    

                                                        Wrong again, cheetah. The herds out there are hurting each other with crimes and violence against their fellow furs. I'm saving them from themselves!                                                    

                                                        Blur                                                    

                                                        You're insane, Volgas! The Freedom Force and I won't allow this to go on!                                                    

                                                        Volgas                                                    

                                                        [LAUGHS] The others are already beaten. They just don't know it yet. And I'm afraid you will be too busy dying to do anything about it! Start the machine!                                                    

                                                        Blur                                                    

                                                        AAAGH! What is this stuff?                                                    

                                                        Volgas                                                    

                                                        A speedster cheetah brought down by a superior sloth by drowning in quicksand. It is irony, my doomed friend! Delicious irony. [LAUGHTER]

The Rise

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2014

Yosho

Jones

Crimson Rat

Korson

The Rise Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

The Rise

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Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Artwork by Pac

Project Premise

Historical Drama

In the massive social change of the early 60’s, a mouse rose up to demand equal rights for prey in a predator-dominated world. But when he’s found viciously assassinated, it’s up to the others to take his torch and fight against oppression.

                                                        Jones                                                    

                                                        That him?                                                    

                                                        Korson                                                    

                                                        Yeah. That's him.                                                    

                                                        Jones                                                    

                                                        It's Lourde. Shit, it's Martin Lourde.                                                    

                                                        Korson                                                    

                                                        I know who it is.                                                    

                                                        Jones                                                    

                                                        Where's the rest of him? [PAUSE] Korson, what's happened to the rest of him?                                                    

                                                        Korson                                                    

                                                        I don't know. In somebody's stomach, I guess. I don't fucking know.                                                    

                                                        Jones                                                    

                                                        Has this gotten out?                                                    

                                                        Korson                                                    

                                                        The witness didn't recognize him. I was the first on the scene. I covered him up right away.                                                    

                                                        Jones                                                    

                                                        So just you and me?                                                    

                                                        Korson                                                    

                                                        I think so.                                                    

                                                        Jones                                                    

                                                        Good. Good. We got to keep this wrapped.                                                    

                                                        Korson                                                    

                                                        Do we? Do we, Jones? Do we?                                                    

                                                        Jones                                                    

                                                        Whoa. Whoa. Calm down. Look, when this gets out, it's going to tear the city apart.                                                    

                                                        Korson                                                    

                                                        Maybe it needs to be torn apart. That mouse never lifted a claw against anyone. All he wanted was for prey and predators to be equal, to be treated the same, and this is what he got?                                                    

                                                        Jones                                                    

                                                        For fuck's sake, quiet down.                                                    

                                                        Korson                                                    

                                                        Why? To keep all the prey quiet? Me, too?                                                    

                                                        Jones                                                    

                                                        Hey! Hey, I don't deserve that!                                                    

                                                        Korson                                                    

                                                        He didn't deserve that, either!                                                    

                                                        Jones                                                    

                                                        No, he didn't, so we'll get justice for him, but we can only do that if we keep these streets from burning. So keep this quiet.

Top Dog

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2014

Judah T. Lowe

Kevin

Suilegeal

Foo-Foo

Top Dog Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

Top Dog

Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Artwork by Pac

Project Premise

Comedy

Foo-Foo was the top supermodel in the furry world throughout the 80's. Now retired, she's turned her millions into billions with a series of brilliant investments and an aggressive entry into finances and manufacturing. But will she be able to overcome the view of her as a ditzy model as she makes a run for her biggest corporate takeover yet?

                                                        Kevin                                                    

                                                        Miss Foo-Foo? I'm sorry to bother.                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo                                                    

                                                        You have no idea.                                                    

                                                        Kevin                                                    

                                                        Do you have a moment?                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo                                                    

                                                        Look, I don't know who you are, but you had the gall to stop me, so you must be important. You have five seconds to prove it.                                                    

                                                        Kevin                                                    

                                                        Oh, I'm sorry. I'm Kevin Sanders, your new assistant.                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo                                                    

                                                        First test passed. Walk and talk.                                                    

                                                        Kevin                                                    

                                                        Uh, sure. So, just wanted to make sure I introduced myself. And see if I could start on anything for you.                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo                                                    

                                                        Well, so much for the second test.                                                    

                                                        Kevin                                                    

                                                        I'm actually really excited to be working for you, Miss Foo-Foo. I'm a huge fan of your work.                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo                                                    

                                                        You must be joking. [PAUSE] How old are you?                                                    

                                                        Kevin                                                    

                                                        Uh. Nineteen, Miss Foo-Foo.                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo                                                    

                                                        Good Lord. Your father was too young to buy my covers.                                                    

                                                        Kevin                                                    

                                                        Oh, no, no, I'm a big fan of classic magazines. I've got a huge collection.                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo                                                    

                                                        Classic, you call it?                                                    

                                                        Kevin                                                    

                                                        I mean—                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo                                                    

                                                        Oh, don't bother. Get down to my office right away and be ready. I'll be down in ten minutes. And I expect you to be productive by the time I'm down there. Understood?                                                    

                                                        Kevin                                                    

                                                        Yes, of course, Miss Foo-Foo, thank you!

A Sow's Ear

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2014

Hammond

Brooke

Yosho

Richmond

A Sow's Ear Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

A Sow's Ear

Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Artwork by Pac

Project Premise

Wall Street Drama

Brooke grew up in the grinding poverty many ferals endure in a domestic-biased society, but the wolf fought his way to an MBA and a job as a loan officer in one of the nation's biggest banks. Richmond is from a long line of powerful horses in the financial sector, more interested in protecting an upcoming merger than social work.

                                                        Brooke                                                    

                                                        We need to talk.                                                    

                                                        Richmond                                                    

                                                        It can wait.                                                    

                                                        Brooke                                                    

                                                        I just spoke with Taylor down in finance. Why didn't you sign the Farrell loan?                                                    

                                                        Richmond                                                    

                                                        Really?                                                    

                                                        Brooke                                                    

                                                        They met every requirement. I vetted them down to every line of our policy.                                                    

                                                        Richmond                                                    

                                                        Well, then. I must have found an issue outside of our policy.                                                    

                                                        Brooke                                                    

                                                        It's because they're coyotes. Isn't it?                                                    

                                                        Richmond                                                    

                                                        Look here, Brooke.                                                    

                                                        Brooke                                                    

                                                        I'm sick of this high-and-mighty, domesticated bullshit, Richmond. They deserved that loan.                                                    

                                                        Richmond                                                    

                                                        No, I said look here. What do you see?                                                    

                                                        Brooke                                                    

                                                        A fucking speciest horse.                                                    

                                                        Richmond                                                    

                                                        On my head, yellow-eyes.                                                    

                                                        Brooke                                                    

                                                        What? What are you getting at? That white patch?                                                    

                                                        Richmond                                                    

                                                        It's not a white patch, Brooke. It's my halo.                                                    

                                                        Brooke                                                    

                                                        Christ, you're worse than I thought.                                                    

                                                        Richmond                                                    

                                                        You ever notice how only domestics have these? How every time a furry manages to graduate from his feral savageries, a splash of white appears on their heads? It's nature's halo.                                                    

                                                        Brooke                                                    

                                                        What does that have to do with anything?                                                    

                                                        Richmond                                                    

                                                        It's why I didn't sign the Farrell loan. How can we trust our money with anyone who doesn't have a halo?

A Sow's Ear

Scene 1

Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2014

Yosho

Brooke

Hammond

Richmond

A Sow's Ear Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

A Sow's Ear

Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Artwork by Pac

Project Premise

Wall Street Drama

                                                        Brooke                                                    

                                                        We need to talk.                                                    

                                                        Richmond                                                    

                                                        It can wait.                                                    

                                                        Brooke                                                    

                                                        I just spoke with Taylor down in finance. Why didn't you sign the Farrell loan?                                                    

                                                        Richmond                                                    

                                                        Really?                                                    

                                                        Brooke                                                    

                                                        They met every requirement. I vetted them down to every line of our policy.                                                    

                                                        Richmond                                                    

                                                        Well, then. I must have found an issue outside of our policy.                                                    

                                                        Brooke                                                    

                                                        It's because they're coyotes. Isn't it?                                                    

                                                        Richmond                                                    

                                                        Look here, Brooke.                                                    

                                                        Brooke                                                    

                                                        I'm sick of this high-and-mighty, domesticated bullshit, Richmond. They deserved that loan.                                                    

                                                        Richmond                                                    

                                                        No, I said look here. What do you see?                                                    

                                                        Brooke                                                    

                                                        A fucking speciest horse.                                                    

                                                        Richmond                                                    

                                                        On my head, yellow-eyes.                                                    

                                                        Brooke                                                    

                                                        What? What are you getting at? That white patch?                                                    

                                                        Richmond                                                    

                                                        It's not a white patch, Brooke. It's my halo.                                                    

                                                        Brooke                                                    

                                                        Christ, you're worse than I thought.                                                    

                                                        Richmond                                                    

                                                        You ever notice how only domestics have these? How every time a furry manages to graduate from his feral savageries, a splash of white appears on their heads? It's nature's halo.                                                    

                                                        Brooke                                                    

                                                        What does that have to do with anything?                                                    

                                                        Richmond                                                    

                                                        It's why I didn't sign the Farrell loan. How can we trust our money with anyone who doesn't have a halo?

Killer App

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2014

Judah T. Lowe

Eddie

Jet

BaddWill

Killer App Scene 2

Written by Carrizo

Killer App

Scene 2

Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Project Premise

Horror Film

In their mission to make the most challenging video games in the world , a furry developer writes an Al for their final boss that generates its own strategies to react to opponents. But when employees begin to die mysteriously around the office, it becomes clear to Ike, the company's public relations manager, something has gone wrong.

                                                        Eddie                                                    

                                                        Oh, oh, you gotta check this out. This is my favorite feature.                                                    

                                                        BaddWill                                                    

                                                        Whatcha got?                                                    

                                                        Eddie                                                    

                                                        So this year, we reached out to the biggest legends in the Furry Basketball Association and got them all into the game.                                                    

                                                        BaddWill                                                    

                                                        Get out.                                                    

                                                        Eddie                                                    

                                                        Really! Davis. Turner. Masters. Gruber. Lachler.                                                    

                                                        BaddWill                                                    

                                                        Gruber's still playing, man.                                                    

                                                        Eddie                                                    

                                                        Oh. Well, we signed them all, got them scanned and in the game in breath-taking detail.                                                    

                                                        BaddWill                                                    

                                                        So, like, you can put them on today's teams?                                                    

                                                        Eddie                                                    

                                                        Classic teams. Check this out. '87 Taproots. '91 Mudpuppies. '09 Mayors. 2011 Thrust.                                                    

                                                        BaddWill                                                    

                                                        Where's Vanhorn?                                                    

                                                        Eddie                                                    

                                                        What?                                                    

                                                        BaddWill                                                    

                                                        I got '91 Mudpuppies up. Where's Jerry?                                                    

                                                        Eddie                                                    

                                                        Oh. Mr. Vanhorn chose not to sign with us.                                                    

                                                        BaddWill                                                    

                                                        He's with another game?                                                    

                                                        Eddie                                                    

                                                        No, no. We tried to get him in, Mr. Will! Made several offers, actually. I guess he just doesn't want to appear in a videogame right now.                                                    

                                                        BaddWill                                                    

                                                        [PAUSE] Give me a phone.                                                    

                                                        Eddie                                                    

                                                        [PAUSE] Oh—I guess you can use mine. Here.                                                    

                                                        BaddWill                                                    

                                                        [PAUSE] Jerry. It's me. What the fuck. Game's dope. [PAUSE] Yeah, alright. Peace. [PAUSE] He'll sign.

Dialogues

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The Blur Effect

The Rise

Top Dog

A Sow's Ear

A Sow's Ear

Killer App