Paul
What? No. No, no, oh, Christ! What is that smell? Is that you?
Tony
Look, I'm not proud of this introduction. But I've been assigned your case. So let's just go over the facts, button this up, and I can go home for a marinara bath.
Paul
Bath first, then facts! God, seriously, that smell has got to be a violation of my civil rights.
Tony
And which right would that be?
Paul
The one about not having a skunk shyster! I'm pretty sure that's Constitutional!
Tony
Oh, yeah. Skunk v. Idiot. Landmark case.
Paul
Dammit, you are rancid! Did you spray someone?
Paul
Well, what did you do that for?
Tony
I hated the wallpaper. Of course, I sprayed someone! Look, let's just focus on the case in front of us, all right?
Paul
I am not going to be able to focus with you reeking like B-O on a burning tire. Who did you spray?
Paul
Hell, yeah. What do you need to know?
