Kevin
Miss Foo-Foo? I'm sorry to bother.
Foo-Foo
Look, I don't know who you are, but you had the gall to stop me, so you must be important. You have five seconds to prove it.
Kevin
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm Kevin Sanders, your new assistant.
Foo-Foo
First test passed. Walk and talk.
Kevin
Uh, sure. So, just wanted to make sure I introduced myself. And see if I could start on anything for you.
Foo-Foo
Well, so much for the second test.
Kevin
I'm actually really excited to be working for you, Miss Foo-Foo. I'm a huge fan of your work.
Foo-Foo
You must be joking. [PAUSE] How old are you?
Kevin
Uh. Nineteen, Miss Foo-Foo.
Foo-Foo
Good Lord. Your father was too young to buy my covers.
Kevin
Oh, no, no, I'm a big fan of classic magazines. I've got a huge collection.
Foo-Foo
Oh, don't bother. Get down to my office right away and be ready. I'll be down in ten minutes. And I expect you to be productive by the time I'm down there. Understood?
Kevin
Yes, of course, Miss Foo-Foo, thank you!
