Bill
Pour me another, buddy. I got nowhere to be but here, and you always store the good stuff.
Len
You're making me awkward, you know. You're two drinks up on me. Maybe let me catch up?
Bill
You always were the slow one, ya doge. Much tee- total. Wow.
Len
That's a stereotype and you know it.
Bill
Good man! Fill up and hand em over. [PAUSE] Aw, yeah. Where's the wifey this fine evening?
Len
Upstate, visiting her mother. We know where yours is, of course.
Bill
Fussing over our boys at my house for the night. Glad she's keepin' busy. [PAUSE] Yeah, she's real busy. All the time.
Len
Have you talked to her about spending more time together?
Bill
Sure, I've tried. She's always got somethin'. How many headaches can a woman get, Lenny? Huh?
Len
Dunno. I couldn't tell you.
Bill
Man's got needs. Why do you think I'm here, anyway?
Len
Bill. I think you've had one too many.
Bill
We grew up together. Best buds gotta stick together, right? Right?
Len
Right. But you don't know what you're asking.
Bill
Took me four whiskeys to get this far, Lenny. Don't tell me I wasted 'em. I just don't want to feel like this anymore. Can I count on ya just this once?