Tiewahn
You did it! You actually did it! I can scarcely believe it!
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Er, of course! And all for you, my dear Maiden Tiewahn! And... well, of course for the people too. And to see the captain's forehead vein bulge. That was fun!
Tiewahn
I think because he bet against you in the pool. Your odds were 950 to 1, I think! Of course, I bet on you to win!
Tiewahn
Oh yes! I saw you had such knightly potential! When the ogres were chanting about how they would cook you alive, I knew you would not falter!
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Uhm, yes, that was - well, disturbing, but I did survive! A bit parboiled, but -
Tiewahn
And bringing the dragon back to be our kingdom's counselor? A stroke of genius, my knight!
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Yes, that was quite fortunate! Reminds me, I have a session with him next week about my bat phobia.
Tiewahn
And there were all these side bets, on how long it would take for your head to become the hydra's new volleyball, or how long it would take for the lake's goldfish to strip your fur and flesh! But I knew you would be victorious, my noble, handsome knight!
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I thank you for your faith in me, my ravishing red pandaaauuuhm what are you doing?
Tiewahn
[GIGGLES] Giving you your reward, you silly badger! Help me with my corset, would you?
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Oh - oh my goodness - this was worth it all! The attacking children! The gorgon beauty pageant judging! The pudding fight with the troll! Finally I will - I - wait - what is *THAT*??
Tiewahn
Oh this little thing? This has been in our family for generations! All the Tiewahn ladies have it!
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LITTLE thing?! - But that - that's bigger than MINE!!! And WHY do you HAVE it?!?
Tiewahn
Oh you ARE a silly badger! And so cute too! Mmm, seems like it wants to know you better! C'mere and take your prize! I promise I will be gentle!
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Uhhhh you know what I-I-I just remembered I have a cake in the stewpot I have to wash! I'll see you later!
Tiewahn
Oh you wonderful tease! Will you call on me?
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[WHIMPER] From the next hill over, yeah! Maybe!