Render
Foul Dragon! I have you now! Taste my blade and prepare to - um - excuse me? Hello?
Dragon
AAGH! OH! You scared my tail off! Oh no, wait, it's still there! Whew! Don't sneak up on folks sleeping! That's rude!
Render
Oh. Sorry. Um, would you mind if I, er, slayed you?
Dragon
Slay me? Um - yes, well, you see - what's today?
Dragon
Oh! Oh, I'm really sorry, but Thursdays are my crocheting class! I don't think I can get slain AND do shell stitches, right?
Render
Well, um, how about - tomorrow? I was kind of hoping to slay you before it got dark. There's bats at night! Eyygh!
Dragon
Ooh, tomorrow I'm starting my vacation in China. Got family over there, even if they are noodleheads.
Render
Oh. Oh okay. [PAUSE] Well can I just, I don't know, take a scale or something? A tooth you're not using?
Dragon
I - I don't have any spares, sorry. You know, I got this crazy idea - why don't you just go back and SAY you killed me? They'd never know, right?
Dragon
Oh yeah! Sure! I do it all the time! Especially around election time!
Render
Election time? Don't we have a king, though?
Dragon
Well, yeah, but he still needs good public relations spin, right?
