Ryle
So. What do you want to tell me?
Craft
Oh, I don't think you'd care to hear it.
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[STRIKING CRAFT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD]
Ryle
[PAUSE] Little story. The sewer under downtown. We didn't build that, you know. Dogs did, back when they broke ground on the city.
Craft
We made a lot of things you took.
Ryle
Too bad it was shit. Unsupported pipes, flows being pushed uphill, just stupid construction.
Craft
No one's making you stay there.
Ryle
By the time I showed up, it was all fixed up. New pipes, extended network, none of that mess you dogs just love to leave behind.
Craft
Oh. I suppose I should thank you, then.
Ryle
We already got our thanks. It was the mayor--your mayor--who signed the order. And he was so happy with how much cleaner we made the city, he didn't even ask for a map when he gave us the check.
Craft
Guess he thought only honest men did good work. You certainly showed us, didn't you?
Craft
Up my arse. Why don't you have yourself a look?
Ryle
This isn't a fucking game, mutt.
Craft
Oh? What happened to story time?
Ryle
[PAUSE] [TO THUGS] Tear this shit hole apart.