Braugh
My usual. It should have been ready by now. Wait. Hold on. Who are you?
Braugh
You're new. Wait, tell me you're a weasel.
Braugh
Oh my God. Look, this isn't going to work. Could you get the manager, please?
Joe
You haven't even ordered yet.
Braugh
Yeah, well, there's a reason. Look, I need the manager right away!
Joe
Sir, I don't mean to be rude, but what the hell is your problem?
Braugh
My problem is my coffee shop just replaced my usual barista with a palm civet.
Braugh
So there are implications that need to be addressed before I can order. Can someone please get me the manager?
Joe
Sir, I did not shit your coffee!
Braugh
Yeah? Well, how do I know that?
Joe
Because if I did, it'd be the best Goddamned cup you ever drank.
Braugh
[PAUSE] Catnip latte. Make it a double.
