Two actor performances in the style of a scene out of a movie.
Chicago. 1929. The streets run red with the blood from Al Capony's ruthless gangs, controlling everything from bootleg liquor to state senators. And when he needs the top driver and gunner to do his dirty work - there's no way in hell he'd choose these two bozos. But Tony Provolone is a ferret with a mission to be the best getaway driver for the mob, and the tommygun-toting grizzly bear Vinny Mozzarella will do anything to prove he's got what it takes to be the G-man. Even if they both have to fake it the whole way. When they're marked for an 'early retirement', the two have to put their differences aside and find out who set them up, before they nap with the fishes. Or something like that. Whaddya want, I ain't no college boy!
After getting chewed out by a lieutenant in the mafia for bringing stale lasagna to the gang meeting, the two are sent out on a drive by hit, the target unknown until they open an envelope presumably assigned to them. As they argue, they realize they took another duo's assignment by mistake, and the intended targets make the two very nervous.
Fired from his stock broker job due to stress, Walter Benswar finds the opposite problem of being unemployed and stir crazy while waiting for employment. He begins to question his sanity when he starts hallucinating his apartment neighbors dying in gruesome ways, and not being able to tell if he was committing the murders in a stupor of ennui. Until he hallucinates his OWN death.
Walter, after having been questioned and released by the police department, has apparently awoken to blood on his paws, a carving knife in one of them. He is standing in the apartment of his rabbit neighbor Janice, and her brutally stabbed body at his feet. As he is trying to make sense of it all, he hears the voice that has been giving him his hallucinations. His id-based desires. And now, his murderous rampages.
An aging, failing FGA (Furry Golf Association) golfer wishes to pursue a playboy social life in between his last few tours, but there's one problem. He's married to an overly loving, doting wife. Not to worry - he has a plan! Rewrite his will to make his best friend a beneficiary, and fake his own death with his help. The problem? The golfer is as unlucky at fraud as he is on the front nine. Whatever can go wrong with his plans, do so in the most spectacular way. Guess that's just 'par for the course'!
Philip and Harmon, the albatross' best friend, have procured a 'body' from a nearby cemertery to use as proof of Philip's staged death. Right before they get to the staging area, their argument in the car makes Philip drive through a red light and swerve to avoid a stopped school bus. An officer pulls him over, and Philip believes he can talk his way out of trouble, much to his dismay.
Gabriel works at a newspaper conglomerate as an overworked but talented typesetter for the classified ads. Straight as an arrow, a bit OCD, but otherwise the Irish Setter is a good solid worker and a great guy to hang out with. Until he falls head over heels for a new mailworker, a siamese cat named Carlene. Swooning over her, he wracks his brain thinking of ways to win her over, until he comes across a personals ad *SHE* placed. Hatching a scheme to woo her, he replies as an alias, "Eduardo", and the two hit it off with written communication but soon starts mixing up his information with his alter ego as things proceed to real life work and dating encounters. Can Gabe keep all the balls juggling, or is it too late to come clean and hope for the best?
Despite Gabriel's efforts, Kialo's curiosity leads him to finding out about the woman his best friend wants to pursue. Gabriel may be annoyed, but he's caught and figures he might as well ask Kialo for help, despite knowing the kiwi will be a combination of jealous and vain.
In a distant solar system, a group of tree-living astronauts were sent out on a mission to find another inhabitable planet for their arboreal way of life. When they returned, they found their planet obliterated. Stranded, the team tries desperately to piece together clues of what happened, and more importantly, find any remnant of their civilization. Low on resources, the crew's odyssey finds them battling despair, mutiny, and dwindling chances of survival. Can they find their home, in a new world, before their search destroys them?
The destruction of their homeworld still fresh in their minds, the crew of the Canopy have been trying in vain to find a place to land, to at least establish a temporary base while Captain Gorin Horgrath plans the next move. It's been thirteen sun-cycles (days) since the Canopy has been able to spot a planet to land, and worse yet, their thrusters have been damaged by a recent asteroid colllision. The captain has called in Mijon Jinix, the chief ship engineer, to discuss the engine situation, and the two get into a heated discussion about the viability of Horgrath's plan.
The year is 1938 in Stapleton, Georgia, a small town run by the unpopular but politically shrewd lion mayor Gregory Gassoula, and his pride of eight wives. After a particularly heated town hall discussion with a councillor over zoning rights and an argument with a WWI veteran citizen over rerouting government benefits to his slush fund, the mayor typically took his frustrations out on his wives, who all dealt with the verbal - and sometimes physical - abuse in different ways. But someone, somewhere had had enough. One morning, one of Gregory's wives found the lion in a bloody, mangled mess. Someone had torn him apart in a rage. In this small town, every person is a suspect, and the local sheriff has his paws full separating truth from fiction to find the killer before he or she escapes!
Elizabeth Gassoula was frustrated that everyone seemed happy that Gregory was dead. So she began digging. Asking questions. When her pride-mate Sandra was framed for the murder, she set out to prove her innocence. Even when someone tried to run her off a country road, she was not deterred. Her investigations found a chilling discovery, and a need to confront the villain: the one hiding behind a lawman's badge. But will her need for justice be confused with vengeance?