The Blur Effect

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Further Confusion | 2015

Harvey Ozwalt

Blur

Andrew Broome

Volgas

The Blur Effect Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

The Blur Effect

Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Archived at Furrywood.com

Artwork by Pac

Project Premise

Superhero Film

Gary Halloworth, aka ‘Blur', is a superpowered speedy cheetah from a long line of family heroes, but the untimely loss of his parents early in his life and his inexperience has caused him to lose more battles for good than he's won. Teamed up with the fellow heroes of the Freedom Force, he's desperate to prove himself to everyone. When Volgas, the evil mindbender sloth, begins a plot to control people through their electronics, Blur finds himself relying on others out of necessity to save the day.

                                                        Blur                                                    

                                                        Alright, Volgas, you've caught me. Just know, we'll never give up as long as we're saving the lives you endanger!                                                    

                                                        Volgas                                                    

                                                        Me? My dear Blur, you've got it backwards! It is you heroes who are endangering them!                                                    

                                                        Blur                                                    

                                                        What are you talking about?                                                    

                                                        Volgas                                                    

                                                        My plans involve a peaceful, quiet subversion of the public's will! By fighting me, you force me to battle! In public! With potential casualties!                                                    

                                                        Blur                                                    

                                                        But you're hurting the ones you want to control!                                                    

                                                        Volgas                                                    

                                                        Wrong again, cheetah. The herds out there are hurting each other with crimes and violence against their fellow furs. I'm saving them from themselves!                                                    

                                                        Blur                                                    

                                                        You're insane, Volgas! The Freedom Force and I won't allow this to go on!                                                    

                                                        Volgas                                                    

                                                        [LAUGHS] The others are already beaten. They just don't know it yet. And I'm afraid you will be too busy dying to do anything about it! Start the machine!                                                    

                                                        Blur                                                    

                                                        AAAGH! What is this stuff?                                                    

                                                        Volgas                                                    

                                                        A speedster cheetah brought down by a superior sloth by drowning in quicksand. It is irony, my doomed friend! Delicious irony. [LAUGHTER]

The Situation

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Further Confusion | 2015

Science Dog

Tony

Muddypaws

Paul

The Situation Scene 2

Written by Carrizo

The Situation

Scene 2

Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Artwork by Pac

Project Premise

Police Comedy

When a big city police sergeant gets canned, he finds work in a distant suburb run by the incompetent nephew of the town's mayor. When the town gets their first hostage situation by a confusing group of criminals, it all leads to a truly difficult—and hilarious—situation.

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        Mr. Henford.                                                    

                                                        Paul                                                    

                                                        What? No. No, no, oh, Christ! What is that smell? Is that you?                                                    

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        Look, I'm not proud of this introduction. But I've been assigned your case. So let's just go over the facts, button this up, and I can go home for a marinara bath.                                                    

                                                        Paul                                                    

                                                        Bath first, then facts! God, seriously, that smell has got to be a violation of my civil rights.                                                    

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        And which right would that be?                                                    

                                                        Paul                                                    

                                                        The one about not having a skunk shyster! I'm pretty sure that's Constitutional!                                                    

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        Oh, yeah. Skunk v. Idiot. Landmark case.                                                    

                                                        Paul                                                    

                                                        Dammit, you are rancid! Did you spray someone?                                                    

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        No, I sprayed a wall.                                                    

                                                        Paul                                                    

                                                        Well, what did you do that for?                                                    

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        I hated the wallpaper. Of course, I sprayed someone! Look, let's just focus on the case in front of us, all right?                                                    

                                                        Paul                                                    

                                                        I am not going to be able to focus with you reeking like B-O on a burning tire. Who did you spray?                                                    

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        The state prosecutor.                                                    

                                                        Paul                                                    

                                                        Wait, for real?                                                    

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        Shall we go over facts?                                                    

                                                        Paul                                                    

                                                        Hell, yeah. What do you need to know?

Djinn, No Chaser

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Further Confusion | 2015

GeoHolms

Grizzold

Lutris

Djingo

Djinn, No Chaser Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Djinn, No Chaser

Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Archived at Furrywood.com

Artwork by Pac

Project Premise

Fantasy Comedy

Prominent antique collector Theodore Grizzold happens upon the ever cliche 'Genie in the lamp' - an eager to please wombat wanting to grant his wishes. The unimaginative collector only wants to be left alone, so he wishes for the djinn to be free. But the genie is relentless in wanting to help by granting his every errantly made wish.

                                                        Grizzold                                                    

                                                        For the last time, go back to your lamp, please? I'm almost late, and Serrano's won't hold our reservation!                                                    

                                                        Djingo                                                    

                                                        Oooh! You have a date! With that palomino at the auction house?                                                    

                                                        Grizzold                                                    

                                                        Wha...How did you...                                                    

                                                        Djingo                                                    

                                                        I was in the lamp, listening when you called her! What's her name?                                                    

                                                        Grizzold                                                    

                                                        It's Gertrude.                                                    

                                                        Djingo                                                    

                                                        Gertrude, huh? She sounds... um.. lovely..ish?                                                    

                                                        Grizzold                                                    

                                                        Oh, she's beautiful! Long, slender face, cute flicking ears, long lush tail, and a figure to die for. I wish I could make her crazy for me, but that's something to...                                                    

                                                        Djingo                                                    

                                                        Hey! I can do that! I can help make you irresistable to her!                                                    

                                                        Grizzold                                                    

                                                        Oh no no no no! I don't need or WANT your help! I can impress her quite fine by myself!                                                    

                                                        Djingo                                                    

                                                        Oh don't be such a sandypants! Here we gooo!                                                    

                                                        Grizzold                                                    

                                                        NO NO NO N...                                                    

                                                        Djingo                                                    

                                                        How's that Theo! Theo? OH.... oh no... um... yeah, sorry, turning you into a bunch of carrots wasn't what I had in mind. I'll have you back in a snap! Er... or maybe two snaps. Dang, what was that gesture I used...

Swift

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Further Confusion | 2014

Chip

Howard

Shy Matsi

Shane

Swift Scene 2

Written by Carrizo

Swift

Scene 2

Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Project Premise

Action Adventure

In a steampunk world where air travel is king, a retired border collie weapons designer tries to come to terms with having killed thousands with his inventions in a war between wolves and dogs. He finds a chance at redemption when he rescues a pair of kidnapped wolf pups and enlists the help of a pit bull pilot struggling to prove herself in a male-dominated business. Together they'll take a floating barge across the islands fighting local patrols and the remains of the bloody war to bring the wolf pups home.

                                                        Howard                                                    

                                                        Just remember, no one can find out about this.                                                    

                                                        Shane                                                    

                                                        Don't worry, I remember. That's why you're paying me double.                                                    

                                                        Howard                                                    

                                                        That wasn't the agreement.                                                    

                                                        Shane                                                    

                                                        Yeah? So what are you going to do about it? [PAUSE] I thought so. Come on. What you want is downstairs.                                                    

                                                        Howard                                                    

                                                        It's not easy to trust someone who changes the terms of a deal.                                                    

                                                        Shane                                                    

                                                        Well, good for me you don't have a choice.                                                    

                                                        Howard                                                    

                                                        This is why your kind lost the war, you know.                                                    

                                                        Shane                                                    

                                                        That's funny. And here I thought it was that big bomb you cooked up. [PAUSE] That's who you're going after, isn't it? The monster who made that thing?                                                    

                                                        Howard                                                    

                                                        That's none of your business.                                                    

                                                        Shane                                                    

                                                        I just made it my business. So why do you want to kill him? Worried he might use his weapon on you?                                                    

                                                        Howard                                                    

                                                        Dogs don't do that to each other.                                                    

                                                        Shane                                                    

                                                        Yeah. Wolves think that, too.                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [CURTAIN LIFTED, A MONSTER SNARLS IN HIS CAGE]                                                    

                                                        Howard                                                    

                                                        Augh! What the hell is that?                                                    

                                                        Shane                                                    

                                                        Your solution! Three hundred pounds of wolf- slaughtering machine. You always wondered what was in those jungles, dog? Now you know.                                                    

                                                        Howard                                                    

                                                        Can it be controlled?                                                    

                                                        Shane                                                    

                                                        Yeah. By me. And that's why you're paying me triple.

Clarity

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Further Confusion | 2014

KintoMythostian

Sara

Bobby Thornbody

Henry

Clarity Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

Clarity

Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Project Premise

Sci-Fi Mystery

During a night with his telescope, Henry sees a strange flash that nearly blinds his eye. With his sight already failing badly, this setback is enough for his boss to fire him from the observatory, leaving him desperate for work. It’s a blessing when his eye’s sight returns, his vision curiously better than it was before. And then it gets even better. And better...

                                                        Sara                                                    

                                                        You're up early.                                                    

                                                        Henry                                                    

                                                        I didn't want to miss the sunrise. [PAUSE] Sara, look at that. Just look at that.                                                    

                                                        Sara                                                    

                                                        The clouds?                                                    

                                                        Henry                                                    

                                                        Everything. The clouds, the trees, the light, the sun—I've never seen it so vividly. I've never seen anything like this before.                                                    

                                                        Sara                                                    

                                                        Well, don't look at the sun too much. You want to keep that eye.                                                    

                                                        Henry                                                    

                                                        It's hard to look away. Did you get the paper?                                                    

                                                        Sara                                                    

                                                        You can have it when I'm done. I don't think you'll find anything in the classifieds for astronomers.                                                    

                                                        Henry                                                    

                                                        No, but I was thinking. The way this eye has gotten, there must be something else I can do.                                                    

                                                        Sara                                                    

                                                        Maybe work for that company looking for one-eyed moles?                                                    

                                                        Henry                                                    

                                                        The other one works. Just not as good.                                                    

                                                        Sara                                                    

                                                        You'd make a perfect pirate, hon.                                                    

                                                        Henry                                                    

                                                        At least I wouldn't be in an office. [PAUSE] Wait a minute. [GRABS NEWSPAPER] They're closing the observatory? When was this announced? Had you heard about this?                                                    

                                                        Sara                                                    

                                                        Henry. I was reading that.                                                    

                                                        Henry                                                    

                                                        I'm sorry. I'm just shocked at this. I can't believe they would do something like that.                                                    

                                                        Sara                                                    

                                                        No, Henry. I was reading that. How did you see it?

Deep Roast

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Further Confusion | 2014

Sergei

Braugh

Knuxlight

Joe

Deep Roast Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

Deep Roast

Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Artwork by Pac

Project Premise

Comedy

When a struggling rat from Long Island gets word that his Puget Sound uncle has passed away, he finds himself inheriting a local coffee house in a wealthy suburb of Seattle. Encouraged by his mob connections to rake in that high tech cash, he tries managing the shop, but finds his New York style doesn’t always fit with Washington coffee culture.

                                                        Braugh                                                    

                                                        My usual. It should have been ready by now. Wait. Hold on. Who are you?                                                    

                                                        Joe                                                    

                                                        Excuse me?                                                    

                                                        Braugh                                                    

                                                        You're new. Wait, tell me you're a weasel.                                                    

                                                        Joe                                                    

                                                        What?                                                    

                                                        Braugh                                                    

                                                        A ferret?                                                    

                                                        Joe                                                    

                                                        I'm a palm civet, sir.                                                    

                                                        Braugh                                                    

                                                        Oh my God. Look, this isn't going to work. Could you get the manager, please?                                                    

                                                        Joe                                                    

                                                        You haven't even ordered yet.                                                    

                                                        Braugh                                                    

                                                        Yeah, well, there's a reason. Look, I need the manager right away!                                                    

                                                        Joe                                                    

                                                        Sir, I don't mean to be rude, but what the hell is your problem?                                                    

                                                        Braugh                                                    

                                                        My problem is my coffee shop just replaced my usual barista with a palm civet.                                                    

                                                        Joe                                                    

                                                        So?                                                    

                                                        Braugh                                                    

                                                        So there are implications that need to be addressed before I can order. Can someone please get me the manager?                                                    

                                                        Joe                                                    

                                                        Sir, I did not shit your coffee!                                                    

                                                        Braugh                                                    

                                                        Yeah? Well, how do I know that?                                                    

                                                        Joe                                                    

                                                        Because if I did, it'd be the best Goddamned cup you ever drank.                                                    

                                                        Braugh                                                    

                                                        [PAUSE] That good?                                                    

                                                        Joe                                                    

                                                        Fucking ambrosia.                                                    

                                                        Braugh                                                    

                                                        [PAUSE] Catnip latte. Make it a double.

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