Render
Captain Tencapp! I'm here to apply to slay the livestock menace!
Tencapp
Oh, Render, that's the best laugh I've had all day! No, seriously, why are you wasting my time?
Render
I am as serious as an angry chicken, my good badger! I WILL defeat it!
Tencapp
Render, why would you want something so dangerous, when there are needs more relevant to your `skillset'? Like fighting silkworms?
Render
Because I am going to win the heart of the princess! And no better way than to slay the beast causing our farms such distress! Even though cows terrify me!
Tencapp
By Duke Faldar's unwashed beard, I believe you ARE serious! One seriously deluded boar!! Bring back some silkworms and we'll talk, if you don't run away screaming first!
Render
Sir! This is unjust! The law says ANYONE can apply! I have as much right as you do to try!
Tencapp
Grr! Fine. Go ahead. Get your fool head crushed under the beast's jaws. See if I care! Anything ELSE?
Render
Actually, yes. The beggar children have been throwing rocks at me and laughing at me again. I wish to lodge another complaint.
Tencapp
Well, the tenth one IS a freebie.
