Den of Vengeance

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2012

Brighton

Craig

Victor

Gristle

Den of Vengeance Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Den of Vengeance

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Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Archived at Furrywood.com

Project Premise

Action/Thriller

Craig Desmond, an ex-con raccoon, is released from prison only to be pulled back into crime by a ruthless weasel gang leader claiming to protect him from being framed for the murder of his girlfriend. The gang leader was the one who had her killed. Now it's a race for Craig to discover the truth and bring the weasel to justice.

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [KNOCK ON DOOR]                                                    

                                                        Craig                                                    

                                                        Yeah.                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [DOOR OPENS, HEAVY FOOTSTEPS]                                                    

                                                        Gristle                                                    

                                                        Craig, just talked with the boys. You're not going out on that job tomorrow, right?                                                    

                                                        Craig                                                    

                                                        What choice do I have, Grist? Spado's got me by the scruff. I'm damned either way.                                                    

                                                        Gristle                                                    

                                                        Look, kid, you don't belong here with us. We're career. You've already been through the system, you paid your debt...                                                    

                                                        Craig                                                    

                                                        [YELLING] I didn't kill her!                                                    

                                                        Gristle                                                    

                                                        Dammit, that's not the point! That's the past. You gotta deal with the here and now! You know he's gotta be involved, Craig! People die when he's around!                                                    

                                                        Craig                                                    

                                                        What am I going to do? Go to the authorities with a half-assed accusation? They'd love a reason to hoist my tail back inside prison! Besides, it's only one more job... a bank run.                                                    

                                                        Gristle                                                    

                                                        It's always just one more job, and it'll be that way until you get strung out on a wire! You gotta find something on him and fast, or you're going to end up just like Sheila.                                                    

                                                        Craig                                                    

                                                        Is that a threat, Gristle?                                                    

                                                        Gristle                                                    

                                                        No, Craig, that's reality! And if you don't do something quick, Spado's gonna make sure you ain't gonna have one.

For Your Health

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2012

S_Faux

Officer

Hibiki

Danny

For Your Health Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

For Your Health

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Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Project Premise

Action Comedy

On a vacation through South America, Danny, an American fox nutritionist, accidentally gets lost in the civil-war ravaged nation of Cordoba. But before he can get out, he discovers an undiscovered fruit with the health benefits of Açaí, aguaje, yumanasa, and applesauce rolled into one. When he tries to smuggle the special fruit out of the country, though, he learns from the military it's not for export.

Scene Description

A Cordoba military officer has captured Danny and has him strapped to a chair in an interrogation room.

                                                        Officer                                                    

                                                        Do you know what we do to thieves in Cordoba, señor?                                                    

                                                        Danny                                                    

                                                        Apologize, let them go and offer them a discount on the gift shop steak knives?                                                    

                                                        Officer                                                    

                                                        There are knives involved.                                                    

                                                        Danny                                                    

                                                        You're going to kill me, aren't you?                                                    

                                                        Officer                                                    

                                                        Si. But first, why is a little American fox trying to steal jujuwava fruit from our orchards?                                                    

                                                        Danny                                                    

                                                        Look, sir, I am so sorry about being any trouble to you at all, but I swear on my mother's grave—if she were dead, that I have no idea what ju-va-wa-wa fruit is. Or what you are. What the heck are you?                                                    

                                                        Officer                                                    

                                                        I'm a kinkajou, señor.                                                    

                                                        Danny                                                    

                                                        Gesundheit.                                                    

                                                        Officer                                                    

                                                        No, a kinkajou.                                                    

                                                        Danny                                                    

                                                        A what?                                                    

                                                        Officer                                                    

                                                        A kinkajou!                                                    

                                                        Danny                                                    

                                                        A kick-a-jew?                                                    

                                                        Officer                                                    

                                                        The knives!                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [BIG KNIFE DRAWN FROM A SHEATH]                                                    

                                                        Danny                                                    

                                                        Oh shit!

Killer App

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2012

Klandaghi

Tyler

Turishma

Ike

Killer App Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

Killer App

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Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Project Premise

Horror Film

In their mission to make the most challenging video games in the world , a furry developer writes an Al for their final boss that generates its own strategies to react to opponents. But when employees begin to die mysteriously around the office, it becomes clear to Ike, the company's public relations manager, something has gone wrong.

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [DOOR SLAMMING SHUT]                                                    

                                                        Tyler                                                    

                                                        This room is scheduled for wiring next week , so it should be safe to speak in.                                                    

                                                        Ike                                                    

                                                        No phones, no network in here?                                                    

                                                        Tyler                                                    

                                                        As far as I am aware or have been informed, no.                                                    

                                                        Ike                                                    

                                                        All right. What's going on?                                                    

                                                        Tyler                                                    

                                                        Our code base is performing its tasks perfectly as given. [PAUSE] It's eliminating its opponent.                                                    

                                                        Ike                                                    

                                                        Who told it employees were opponents?                                                    

                                                        Tyler                                                    

                                                        [PAUSE] It told itself.                                                    

                                                        Ike                                                    

                                                        That doesn't make sense.                                                    

                                                        Tyler                                                    

                                                        Ravi was implementing collision detection to the code base. That would limit the code's ability to react. That was considered a threat.                                                    

                                                        Ike                                                    

                                                        What about Williams?                                                    

                                                        Tyler                                                    

                                                        He was converting geometry into bump-mapping. Technically, that reduction in resolution was threatening the code's ability to defend itself.                                                    

                                                        Ike                                                    

                                                        So, is any change a threat?                                                    

                                                        Tyler                                                    

                                                        Logically, yes.                                                    

                                                        Ike                                                    

                                                        Well, how do we stop it?                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [CELL PHONE RING]                                                    

                                                        Ike                                                    

                                                        You brought a phone in here?                                                    

                                                        Tyler                                                    

                                                        Yeah. Uh. But I turned off Wi-Fi. It's okay. The code isn't in the carrier's network.                                                    

                                                        Ike                                                    

                                                        Then why is this message for both of us?

The Situation

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2012

StandardDeviant

Sergeant

Kitsuyo

Captain

The Situation Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

The Situation

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Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Project Premise

Police Comedy

When a big city police sergeant gets canned, he finds work in a distant suburb run by the incompetent nephew of the town's mayor. When the town gets their first hostage situation by a confusing group of criminals, it all leads to a truly difficult—and hilarious—situation.

                                                        Sergeant                                                    

                                                        Okay, the snipers are in position, Captain.                                                    

                                                        Captain                                                    

                                                        We've got snipers?                                                    

                                                        Sergeant                                                    

                                                        Yeah, on loan from the city. They're on the roofs.                                                    

                                                        Captain                                                    

                                                        That's incredible, sergeant! All right! [FUTZ] Bobby, you're not going to believe this, but we have snipers on the roofs surrounding you.                                                    

                                                        Sergeant                                                    

                                                        [PAUSE] You didn't need to tell him that.                                                    

                                                        Captain                                                    

                                                        You have to build trust in these situations, sergeant.                                                    

                                                        Sergeant                                                    

                                                        Yeah, but you don't have to tell him [everything].                                                    

                                                        Captain                                                    

                                                        [INTO RADIO] What's that? Oh, perfect! [FUTZ] Bobby, your twenty pounds of catnip have arrived.                                                    

                                                        Sergeant                                                    

                                                        What? What does he wants that for?                                                    

                                                        Captain                                                    

                                                        Same reason I want it. [INTO RADIO] Wait, sorry?                                                    

                                                        Sergeant                                                    

                                                        Well, don't give it to him! You have to say no to something.                                                    

                                                        Captain                                                    

                                                        [FUTZ] We are having trouble finding the diaper porn you wanted, Bobby. I'll keep you posted.                                                    

                                                        Sergeant                                                    

                                                        [PAUSE] We should take the shot.                                                    

                                                        Captain                                                    

                                                        I'm this close to building a connection with this guy.                                                    

                                                        Sergeant                                                    

                                                        That's what I'm afraid of.                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [SERGEANT GRABS RADIO]                                                    

                                                        Captain                                                    

                                                        Hey!                                                    

                                                        Sergeant                                                    

                                                        Take the shot.

Jab Step

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2012

Sorin

Buck

Gin

Valencia

Jab Step Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

Jab Step

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Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Project Premise

Romantic Comedy

Basketball star Buck Hopper has a reputation for flirting with predators, so when he rents out a club to celebrate his team's big win on the road , he makes a pass on Val, their superstar lioness point guard. She returns it by punching the bunny in the face, sending him fuming to a corner. But when Val's panther ex-boyfriend sends her a series of hurtful texts and the DJ announces a dance competition, she becomes determined to win the prize. There's just one problem. Buck is the best dancer at the club.

                                                        Buck                                                    

                                                        What? You come to admire your work?                                                    

                                                        Valencia                                                    

                                                        On your feet .                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [GRABBING BUCK, DRAGGING ACROSS CLUB]                                                    

                                                        Buck                                                    

                                                        Hey! Hey! What are you doing? What the hell is wrong with you?                                                    

                                                        Valencia                                                    

                                                        Shut it, bunny! Your teammates said you dance good.                                                    

                                                        Buck                                                    

                                                        Well, they lied to you. I dance fucking great.                                                    

                                                        Valencia                                                    

                                                        Fine. Right now I need you to dance, and I need you to dance so good that we win this prize. You got that?                                                    

                                                        Buck                                                    

                                                        Oh, that's rich, girl. Look, I could bust this floor up with my feet easy. Just got one problem. I don't dance so good when my fucking face is caved in.                                                    

                                                        Valencia                                                    

                                                        It's still hurting?                                                    

                                                        Buck                                                    

                                                        What? You want me to compliment your swing? Yeah, it's still hurting!                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [VAL GRABS BUCK'S HEAD, KISSING HIM HARD]                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [CROWD SWELLING WITH SCATTERED WHOOPS]                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [MOUTHS SEPARATE]                                                    

                                                        Valencia                                                    

                                                        Better?                                                    

                                                        Buck                                                    

                                                        [PAUSE] Yeah.                                                    

                                                        Valencia                                                    

                                                        Dance!

Revenge of the Roadkill

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2012

RKTDWG

Eugene

Ivy

Linda

Revenge of the Roadkill Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

Revenge of the Roadkill

Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Project Premise

Zombie Comedy

Eugene, a beaver trucker, picks up Linda, a wolf hitchhiker, in what should be a routine job. But when Eugene hits a skunk with voodoo powers, the mysterious mephit casts a dark spell that reanimates the dead bodies buried in the graveyard the trucking company was built on.

Scene Description

In the following scene, Eugene has taken Linda to one of the company's many garages, where he comes up with a plan to help trap the zombies clawing for them outside.

                                                        Eugene                                                    

                                                        All right! Now we're getting somewhere! All we gotta do is bait these trucks, open them up, then shut the doors when the zombies are inside.                                                    

                                                        Linda                                                    

                                                        What are we using as bait?                                                    

                                                        Eugene                                                    

                                                        Well, uh—us.                                                    

                                                        Linda                                                    

                                                        That's your plan?                                                    

                                                        Eugene                                                    

                                                        Now see, listen here, these trucks have got a port in the back for accessing the cab. So I figure one of us waits in the cab while the other opens the hangar doors then gets in the trailer. The zombies come, once they're inside, the one in the cab shuts the doors, and the bait crawls through the port, closes the hatch. And just like that. Truck full of zombies.                                                    

                                                        Linda                                                    

                                                        Great plan. Let me guess. You're in the cab?                                                    

                                                        Eugene                                                    

                                                        Well, uh. Being as you're a wolf and much faster runner than a beaver like me—                                                    

                                                        Linda                                                    

                                                        You can't fit in the hatch, can you?                                                    

                                                        Eugene                                                    

                                                        No, miss.                                                    

                                                        Linda                                                    

                                                        Fine.                                                    

                                                        Eugene                                                    

                                                        Great! All right, let's just open her up.                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [OPENING TRAILER DOORS]                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [ZOMBIES GROANING]                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [SHUTTING TRAILER DOORS]                                                    

                                                        Eugene                                                    

                                                        I think someone already thought of this.

Dialogues

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Den of Vengeance

For Your Health

Killer App

The Situation

Jab Step

Revenge of the Roadkill