Muleskinner

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2012

GeoHolms

Outlaw

Euro

Priest

Muleskinner Scene 1

Written by Buck Hopper & Khaki F. Dog

Muleskinner

Scene 1

Written by Buck Hopper & Khaki F. Dog

Archived at Furrywood.com

Project Premise

Western

Deep in the wild west, a cougar outlaw is hired to track down a coyote gang accused of robbing a town's riches.

Scene Description

In this scene, the outlaw questions a local priest with a chapel outside of town.

                                                        Outlaw                                                    

                                                        Evening, Padre.                                                    

                                                        Priest                                                    

                                                        Father! It's Father! My name's McKenzie, for pity's sake! Does that sound like a Padre to you?                                                    

                                                        Outlaw                                                    

                                                        Pardon, Padre. Long as you wear that fetching dog-collar, reckon I'll call you what you seem.                                                    

                                                        Priest                                                    

                                                        Please don't call it a dog collar.                                                    

                                                        Outlaw                                                    

                                                        If names are such a concern, you might have stayed back East.                                                    

                                                        Priest                                                    

                                                        And miss all this colorful scenery? Who knew the desert was so beautiful! My ancestors should have never left Egypt!                                                    

                                                        Outlaw                                                    

                                                        Then you wouldn't be here to help me take care of some business, Padre. The coyote gang. They make their presence felt here at all?                                                    

                                                        Priest                                                    

                                                        Maybe they have. And if they did, maybe they left the donation-box emptier than the Lord would like.                                                    

                                                        Outlaw                                                    

                                                        Huh. The Good Word ain't cheap, I see.                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [HANDING OVER COINS]                                                    

                                                        Outlaw                                                    

                                                        You're a quick one, preacher, cottoning so briskly to how we do things 'round here.                                                    

                                                        Priest                                                    

                                                        I learned this lesson in Scotland, Outlaw. They came through an hour ago.                                                    

                                                        Outlaw                                                    

                                                        All four?                                                    

                                                        Priest                                                    

                                                        Yes, the whole quartet. They were bound for the salt flats.                                                    

                                                        Outlaw                                                    

                                                        That's good. That's mighty good. You say the Lord has the answers, Padre, but I reckon yours are more useful.                                                    

                                                        Priest                                                    

                                                        Oh, why thank you for belittling my calling.                                                    

                                                        Outlaw                                                    

                                                        You're the one with silver jangling in his paw.                                                    

                                                        Priest                                                    

                                                        The Lord thanks you. Now you should go, Outlaw. Before I think to ask why you're looking for those boys.

The Problem and the Solution

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2012

Mike's Faux

Johnny

Fraddas

Ted

The Problem and the Solution Scene 1

Written by Alflor Aalto

The Problem and the Solution

Scene 1

Written by Alflor Aalto

Archived at Furrywood.com

Project Premise

Crime Film

A crime drama written by novelist Alflor Aalto.

                                                        Johnny                                                    

                                                        Alright, the bitch is gone; drop the act. Where is it?                                                    

                                                        Ted                                                    

                                                        Where's what?                                                    

                                                        Johnny                                                    

                                                        Let's not do this. Seriously, man, I am yae-high on the nose candy right now, and not in the mood for games. Give me the package, and we can both go back to our happy fucking lives.                                                    

                                                        Ted                                                    

                                                        That is a very good plan, Johnny; a very, very good plan. You know, you strike me as a real go-getter. Someone who wouldn't try to fuck with me and would instead bring the money, as promised. Am I correct?                                                    

                                                        Johnny                                                    

                                                        Of course, man! What kind of idiot—                                                    

                                                        Ted                                                    

                                                        All of it?                                                    

                                                        Johnny                                                    

                                                        Yes, yes. All of it. Two-hundred KAY; unmarked; just like you asked.                                                    

                                                        Ted                                                    

                                                        Well, then I was right not to trust you.                                                    

                                                        Johnny                                                    

                                                        What? Why the fuck not?                                                    

                                                        Ted                                                    

                                                        Because you're an absolute cretin, Johnny. Your mother birthing you was a disservice to your species.                                                    

                                                        Johnny                                                    

                                                        What the hell are you talking about? I brought the money, I came on time, I—                                                    

                                                        Ted                                                    

                                                        Never. Never bring the entire sum to a dropoff. You always need insurance. Why, I could shoot you right now and walk away with both the package and my money.                                                    

                                                        Johnny                                                    

                                                        Bullshit. We're in the middle of a fucking restaurant, and--                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [TWO SILENCED GUN SHOTS]                                                    

                                                        Ted                                                    

                                                        See that? Why'd you have to go and make me do that? Now you have bigger problems than coming to your boss empty-pawed. Why? because you're dead. Because you're dead, Johnny. And that's a pretty big fucking problem.

Swift

Scene 1

Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2012

Gruff

Edgar

Enoinlyon

Adriana

Swift Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

Swift

Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Project Premise

Action Adventure

In a steampunk world where air travel is king, a retired border collie weapons designer tries to come to terms with having killed thousands with his inventions in a war between wolves and dogs. He finds a chance at redemption when he rescues a pair of kidnapped wolf pups and enlists the help of a pit bull pilot struggling to prove herself in a male-dominated business. Together they'll take a floating barge across the islands fighting local patrols and the remains of the bloody war to bring the wolf pups home.

                                                        Edgar                                                    

                                                        The tower said you fly to Lodin.                                                    

                                                        Adriana                                                    

                                                        You can't afford it.                                                    

                                                        Edgar                                                    

                                                        No, I'll pay whatever it takes. I need to get there fast.                                                    

                                                        Adriana                                                    

                                                        Well, then. We've got some problems.                                                    

                                                        Edgar                                                    

                                                        What problems?                                                    

                                                        Adriana                                                    

                                                        First, I don't do fast. I do safe. It takes six days to get to Lodin.                                                    

                                                        Edgar                                                    

                                                        Six days? Can't you get there any quicker?                                                    

                                                        Adriana                                                    

                                                        No. You want fast, go to the runways and hire a plane.                                                    

                                                        Edgar                                                    

                                                        I can't go to the runways.                                                    

                                                        Adriana                                                    

                                                        And that's the other problem. Only dogs throwing money around here are smugglers and gun runners. Which one are you?                                                    

                                                        Edgar                                                    

                                                        Neither.                                                    

                                                        Adriana                                                    

                                                        Of course you're not. Look, collie, call me a skeptic, but when a suspicious dog wants to pay me to fly him fast to a hornet's nest, I just might get a little uncertain. So tell me, and do not lie to me. What has to get to Lodin so damn fast?                                                    

                                                        Edgar                                                    

                                                        Wolves.                                                    

                                                        Adriana                                                    

                                                        Soldiers?                                                    

                                                        Edgar                                                    

                                                        Pups.                                                    

                                                        Adriana                                                    

                                                        Be here at daybreak. Do not be late.

The Magic Acorn

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2012

Norisanu

Suri

Elias

Sidus

The Magic Acorn Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

The Magic Acorn

Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Project Premise

Children’s Adventure

In a magical forest, a community of tree squirrels believe that the first acorn on a special tree will ensure a good gathering of nuts for the winter. The chief's granddaughter Suri is entrusted to protect the acorn, but when it goes missing, she's joined by the son of the watch captain, Sidus, in searching high and low to find the acorn and save their home.

                                                        Suri                                                    

                                                        Oh no, no, no, no, no! The magic acorn is gone!                                                    

                                                        Sidus                                                    

                                                        See? What did I tell you?                                                    

                                                        Suri                                                    

                                                        I was trusted to keep it safe! Oh, why did I go to the river? We'll starve unless we find it!                                                    

                                                        Sidus                                                    

                                                        Suri! We'll get it back. We'll find who took it and put it back on the tree before the gray tails know it's gone.                                                    

                                                        Suri                                                    

                                                        Took it? Who would have taken the magic acorn?                                                    

                                                        Sidus                                                    

                                                        Who? Those ground squirrels, that's who. I'll bet they got a crow or a porcupine or even a fox to come up here and snatch it.                                                    

                                                        Suri                                                    

                                                        That's a terrible thing to say, Sidus! What if it just fell?                                                    

                                                        Sidus                                                    

                                                        No, look! See? The stem was cut. They took the magic acorn, Suri.                                                    

                                                        Suri                                                    

                                                        Oh no. We have to tell the gray tails. They have to know.                                                    

                                                        Sidus                                                    

                                                        You'll get in trouble.                                                    

                                                        Suri                                                    

                                                        I deserve to get in trouble! I was supposed to watch the acorn!                                                    

                                                        Sidus                                                    

                                                        But we know where it is! I'll get my dad to round up the watch. We'll head to the plains and demand those grounders give it back.                                                    

                                                        Suri                                                    

                                                        Sidus, you don't know they took it.                                                    

                                                        Sidus                                                    

                                                        Oh, I know, Suri. We'll get the acorn back before the high sun. And we'll teach those grounders not to mess with our tree!

For Your Health

Scene 1

Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2012

Wolfe_Guardian

Officer

Scorch

Danny

For Your Health Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

For Your Health

Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Project Premise

Action Comedy

On a vacation through South America, Danny, an American fox nutritionist, accidentally gets lost in the civil-war ravaged nation of Cordoba. But before he can get out, he discovers an undiscovered fruit with the health benefits of Açaí, aguaje, yumanasa, and applesauce rolled into one. When he tries to smuggle the special fruit out of the country, though, he learns from the military it's not for export.

Scene Description

A Cordoba military officer has captured Danny and has him strapped to a chair in an interrogation room.

                                                        Officer                                                    

                                                        Do you know what we do to thieves in Cordoba, señor?                                                    

                                                        Danny                                                    

                                                        Apologize, let them go and offer them a discount on the gift shop steak knives?                                                    

                                                        Officer                                                    

                                                        There are knives involved.                                                    

                                                        Danny                                                    

                                                        You're going to kill me, aren't you?                                                    

                                                        Officer                                                    

                                                        Si. But first, why is a little American fox trying to steal jujuwava fruit from our orchards?                                                    

                                                        Danny                                                    

                                                        Look, sir, I am so sorry about being any trouble to you at all, but I swear on my mother's grave—if she were dead, that I have no idea what ju-va-wa-wa fruit is. Or what you are. What the heck are you?                                                    

                                                        Officer                                                    

                                                        I'm a kinkajou, señor.                                                    

                                                        Danny                                                    

                                                        Gesundheit.                                                    

                                                        Officer                                                    

                                                        No, a kinkajou.                                                    

                                                        Danny                                                    

                                                        A what?                                                    

                                                        Officer                                                    

                                                        A kinkajou!                                                    

                                                        Danny                                                    

                                                        A kick-a-jew?                                                    

                                                        Officer                                                    

                                                        The knives!                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [BIG KNIFE DRAWN FROM A SHEATH]                                                    

                                                        Danny                                                    

                                                        Oh shit!

Extinction

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2012

Turishma

Ranok

Aaron

Garis

Extinction Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

Extinction

Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Project Premise

Post-Apocalyptic Action Film

Garis, a toughened loner in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, is almost killed by a marauding gang of predators. He recovers with the help of a doe from a walled city of rabbits,who risks her own standing in the village for helping an outsider -- a jackalope, no less, one of the last of his kind. The city's defenses are close to falling, though, with the same gang attacking night after night, forcing the recovering Garis to find a way to help his new community and love.

Scene Description

Ranok, the leader of the gang, is just outside the village walls with his gang, ready to attack. Garis helped set a trap that killed some of the wolf's thugs, and Ranok means to get revenge and finally break into the city.

                                                        Ranok                                                    

                                                        There you are. It's rude to leave your conqueror waiting.                                                    

                                                        Garis                                                    

                                                        Well, hurry up next time.                                                    

                                                        Ranok                                                    

                                                        Huh. That was quite a mess you left for us, runt. I look forward to making what's left of your kind clean it up. And drinking your water as I watch.                                                    

                                                        Garis                                                    

                                                        Go home, Ranok. You've lost enough already. You attack us, you'll lose more.                                                    

                                                        Ranok                                                    

                                                        Such confidence. That's not an option any more. You've taken the blood of my men. I've come for yours.                                                    

                                                        Garis                                                    

                                                        Just mine?                                                    

                                                        Ranok                                                    

                                                        Oh no. Not just yours.                                                    

                                                        Garis                                                    

                                                        Did your friends come for my blood, too, or are you dragging them into this fight?                                                    

                                                        Ranok                                                    

                                                        My men saw what you did to us.                                                    

                                                        Garis                                                    

                                                        And maybe they don't want it to happen to them. Did you ask?                                                    

                                                        Ranok                                                    

                                                        My men are loyal, grass-muncher.                                                    

                                                        Garis                                                    

                                                        Then why haven't you attacked yet?                                                    

                                                        Ranok                                                    

                                                        I'll correct that. Attack!

Dialogues

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Muleskinner

The Problem and the Solution

Swift

The Magic Acorn

For Your Health

Extinction