Edurado
You've arrived! Que bueno! I was just about to order the Dom Perignon!
Carlene
Dom Perignon? That's rather pricey for a first date, isn't it?
Edurado
Ahh, but money, it is no object! It must be enjoyed, no?
Carlene
Well, you sure know how to start a date. So, you're 'Eduardo', hmm? I admit I didn't expect an Irish Setter.
Edurado
What were you expecting if I might ask?
Carlene
Something sleeker, perhaps? Less shaggy?
Edurado
Ah, but this coat, it is the prize of my family! Mi madre, from the British Isles, and mi padre from Lisbon.
Carlene
I thought you said you were from Spain?
Carlene
Lisbon. It's the capital of Portugal.
Edurado
Oh! Um well, my padre was from Portugal! We grew up in the Madrid countryside!
Carlene
I see. Well, what did you do in Madrid?
Edurado
Ah, Madrid, she is most beautiful. I was an energetic nino, loving to run with the bulls!
Carlene
You ran with the bulls. In Madrid.
Edurado
Si! But I know how to run with them so I do not get the horns in the rear! The secret is to push their heads away when you face off against them!
Carlene
Wait, you LET them get close to you?
Edurado
Several times! But I did not win these races without knowing how to handle myself!
Carlene
Wha - It's not a *RACE*! You don't *WIN* the running of the bulls! Except maybe - survive it!
Edurado
Ah! Uhm, there were - different classes of race! Si! I had several blue ribbons for winning the race unscathed!
Carlene
Uh huh. And I presume you have pictures of these wonderful 'ribbons'?
Edurado
Oh! Ah, well they are at home in Lisbon!
Carlene
I thought you said you lived in Madrid.
Edurado
Ah, of course. Madrid. [CLEARS THROAT] WAITER! Your finest red!
Carlene
[PAUSE] I thought we were having Dom Perignon.
Carlene
[SIGH] Dom Perignon is white.
Edurado
Oh - well, maybe the house wine instead! Not too expensive for a first date, si?
Carlene
[MUMBLING] Not too impressive for one either.
Edurado
Did you say something, chiquita?
Carlene
[LOUDER] No, nothing. Sure. House wine. Sounds 'bueno'.