The Tale of Sir Render

Scene 1

Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2015

Justin Collins

Tencapp

Cartel Saide

Render

The Tale of Sir Render Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

The Tale of Sir Render

Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Archived at Furrywood.com

Project Premise

Fantasy Comedy

Gather ye around, and let me spin the tale of the Mighty Sir Render, the boar knight who singlehandedly ran away from every battle he ever faced, at whom cowards scoff and birds excrement upon! And tell also the tale of the fair Maiden Tiewahn, the exotic red panda princess whose hand in marriage he so desired, but could only attain if he proved his courage! It is a short story, alas...

Scene Description

Sir Render is approaching the captain of the city guard to apply for the bounty to slay a nearby beast who is ravaging the town livestock, in hopes of winning the confidence of the princess. The captain is not impressed and suggests an easier task for the known coward.

                                                        Render                                                    

                                                        Captain Tencapp! I'm here to apply to slay the livestock menace!                                                    

                                                        Tencapp                                                    

                                                        Oh, Render, that's the best laugh I've had all day! No, seriously, why are you wasting my time?                                                    

                                                        Render                                                    

                                                        I am as serious as an angry chicken, my good badger! I WILL defeat it!                                                    

                                                        Tencapp                                                    

                                                        Render, why would you want something so dangerous, when there are needs more relevant to your `skillset'? Like fighting silkworms?                                                    

                                                        Render                                                    

                                                        Because I am going to win the heart of the princess! And no better way than to slay the beast causing our farms such distress! Even though cows terrify me!                                                    

                                                        Tencapp                                                    

                                                        By Duke Faldar's unwashed beard, I believe you ARE serious! One seriously deluded boar!! Bring back some silkworms and we'll talk, if you don't run away screaming first!                                                    

                                                        Render                                                    

                                                        Sir! This is unjust! The law says ANYONE can apply! I have as much right as you do to try!                                                    

                                                        Tencapp                                                    

                                                        Grr! Fine. Go ahead. Get your fool head crushed under the beast's jaws. See if I care! Anything ELSE?                                                    

                                                        Render                                                    

                                                        Actually, yes. The beggar children have been throwing rocks at me and laughing at me again. I wish to lodge another complaint.                                                    

                                                        Tencapp                                                    

                                                        Well, the tenth one IS a freebie.

The Werehuman

Scene 1

Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2015

Cartel Saide

Turnbull

Michael Skolnic

Gandy

The Werehuman Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

The Werehuman

Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Archived at Furrywood.com

Artwork by Pac

Project Premise

B-Movie Horror

In the Mississippi Town of Padukah, local skunk sheriff Charles Gandy is plagued by mysterious sightings of a pink monster and the inexplicable disappearance of townfolk. A rash of attacks under a new moon indicate something more terrifying and a lot less furry.

Scene Description

In this scene, Charles and Betsie investigate the most recent reports of a 'pink monster' around the home of the wolverine miller Frank Gilberry, when something awful happens.

                                                        Turnbull                                                    

                                                        I'm tellin' ya, Charles, it ain't right! Somethin' unholy's comin' from this here Gilberry Shack! I feel it in my udders!                                                    

                                                        Gandy                                                    

                                                        Now, Betsie, there ain't no need to get all flustered. Our wolverine's just been under the weather as of late.                                                    

                                                        Turnbull                                                    

                                                        Can't you just go in n' arrest him, put him in protective custody or somethin'? For his sake? For ALL our sakes?                                                    

                                                        Gandy                                                    

                                                        You KNOW that ain't right, girl! Frank ain't done anythin' wrong.                                                    

                                                        Turnbull                                                    

                                                        How can a skunk be so yelluh? What happened to 'Servin' and Protect... wait... you hear somethin'?                                                    

                                                        Gandy                                                    

                                                        [BEAT] Jus' the night wind rustlin' the trees, darlin'.                                                    

                                                        Turnbull                                                    

                                                        No, listen! Someone's moanin'... S'close... Charles, let's get outta here. I got a bad feelin'.                                                    

                                                        Gandy                                                    

                                                        Alright, get back into the patrol car an'... Oh my God, what the hell is THAT?                                                    

                                                        Turnbull                                                    

                                                        CHARLES! Get in the car, damn ya! It's comin' this way!                                                    

                                                        Gandy                                                    

                                                        ...Pink'n Hairless... no muzzle...no TAIL...th' ugliest thing I've ever seen! Hey... HEY! STOP RIGHT THERE OR I'LL SHOOT! NO! GET OFF! AAIAIIGHHH! BETSIE! RUN!!                                                    

                                                        Turnbull                                                    

                                                        CHARLES!!!

The Fourteeners

Scene 2

Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2015

Cartel Saide

Arthur

Apple Woods

Arty

The Fourteeners Scene 2

Written by Carrizo

The Fourteeners

Scene 2

Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Project Premise

Mystery Comedy

Questions without answers are forming in the snow-capped mountains of the Colorado Rockies when a lonely tavern becomes the site of a shocking murder. As the only outsider to the frozen town, a cat from the West tries to unravel the mystery, slowly uncovering the secrets behind those in charge of the inn.

Scene Description

In this flashback, the cat learns the origins of the tavern's hybrid waitress and the conversation that happened decades ago.

                                                        Arthur                                                    

                                                        Pete's sake, Arty, this had better be important. The council must think we're crazy by now.                                                    

                                                        Arty                                                    

                                                        Dad, I'm sorry, I just think, I really think we should schedule this meeting somewhere else.                                                    

                                                        Arthur                                                    

                                                        What? Whatever for?                                                    

                                                        Arty                                                    

                                                        It doesn't look right, us wolves meeting someplace owned by a fox. We should go someplace run by a pack member.                                                    

                                                        Arthur                                                    

                                                        Arty! What in the world has gotten into you? Valerie has given us the finest tavern in town, everyone loves it here. No one cares about her being a fox. Why would you even say that?                                                    

                                                        Arty                                                    

                                                        I'm just trying to think about the future, dad. You know, keeping up appearances, being pro- pack, pro-lupine, keeping the wolves together.                                                    

                                                        Arthur                                                    

                                                        Arty! What is this about?                                                    

                                                        Arty                                                    

                                                        [LONG PAUSE] Valerie's pregnant.                                                    

                                                        Arthur                                                    

                                                        What? Why, that's wonderful! Why hasn't she told anyone? [LONG PAUSE] You're the next alpha.                                                    

                                                        Arty                                                    

                                                        It was an accident, dad.                                                    

                                                        Arthur                                                    

                                                        You're the next alpha.                                                    

                                                        Arty                                                    

                                                        She was flirting with me! You know how she does!                                                    

                                                        Arthur                                                    

                                                        You are the next alpha!                                                    

                                                        Arty                                                    

                                                        I screwed up, dad, I know! I screwed up. But just this once, let me own this mistake! It's my bloodline that's getting ruined.                                                    

                                                        Arthur                                                    

                                                        Your blood is my blood!                                                    

                                                        Arty                                                    

                                                        Then what can I tell them, dad?                                                    

                                                        Arthur                                                    

                                                        [PAUSE] The truth.

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