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The Un-Wise Guys Scene 1
The Un-Wise Guys
Scene 1
Project Premise
ComedyChicago. 1929. The streets run red with the blood from Al Capony's ruthless gangs, controlling everything from bootleg liquor to state senators. And when he needs the top driver and gunner to do his dirty work - there's no way in hell he'd choose these two bozos. But Tony Provolone is a ferret with a mission to be the best getaway driver for the mob, and the tommygun-toting grizzly bear Vinny Mozzarella will do anything to prove he's got what it takes to be the G-man. Even if they both have to fake it the whole way. When they're marked for an 'early retirement', the two have to put their differences aside and find out who set them up, before they nap with the fishes. Or something like that. Whaddya want, I ain't no college boy!
Scene Description
After getting chewed out by a lieutenant in the mafia for bringing stale lasagna to the gang meeting, the two are sent out on a drive by hit, the target unknown until they open an envelope presumably assigned to them. As they argue, they realize they took another duo's assignment by mistake, and the intended targets make the two very nervous.
Pride Goeth Before You Fall Scene 2
Pride Goeth Before You Fall
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Project Premise
Murder MysteryThe year is 1938 in Stapleton, Georgia, a small town run by the unpopular but politically shrewd lion mayor Gregory Gassoula, and his pride of eight wives. After a particularly heated town hall discussion with a councillor over zoning rights and an argument with a WWI veteran citizen over rerouting government benefits to his slush fund, the mayor typically took his frustrations out on his wives, who all dealt with the verbal - and sometimes physical - abuse in different ways. But someone, somewhere had had enough. One morning, one of Gregory's wives found the lion in a bloody, mangled mess. Someone had torn him apart in a rage. In this small town, every person is a suspect, and the local sheriff has his paws full separating truth from fiction to find the killer before he or she escapes!
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Sandra Gassoula (maiden name Hanson) is one of Gregory's pride of wives - almost the youngest, and certainly the most manipulative of the bunch. She wields her charm and sexuality like a lethal weapon, cutting down the resistance of males to get what she wants. Previously, she was very intent on serving divorce papers to the mayor, in an attempt to wiggle out of the prenupital agreement and score some of his wealth with her freedom. The savage death of the mayor meant she no longer needed to file for divorce, and fearing that would make her too much of a suspect, has come to the office of Mr. Cameron Deets, a sergal acting as town clerk, and a soft spot for the lascivious lioness.
The Tale of Sir Render Scene 2
The Tale of Sir Render
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Project Premise
Fantasy ComedyGather ye around, and let me spin the tale of the Mighty Sir Render, the boar knight who singlehandedly ran away from every battle he ever faced, at whom cowards scoff and birds excrement upon! And tell also the tale of the fair Maiden Tiewahn, the exotic red panda princess whose hand in marriage he so desired, but could only attain if he proved his courage! It is a short story, alas...
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The 'Brave' Sir Render, having tracked the source of the livestock disappearance, comes upon a dragon in his lair - which is little more than a hole in the side of the mountain. Upon confronting the dragon, the two try every trick in the book to discourage the other from attacking.
Pride Goeth Before You Fall Scene 2
Pride Goeth Before You Fall
Scene 2
Project Premise
Murder MysteryThe year is 1938 in Stapleton, Georgia, a small town run by the unpopular but politically shrewd lion mayor Gregory Gassoula, and his pride of eight wives. After a particularly heated town hall discussion with a councillor over zoning rights and an argument with a WWI veteran citizen over rerouting government benefits to his slush fund, the mayor typically took his frustrations out on his wives, who all dealt with the verbal - and sometimes physical - abuse in different ways. But someone, somewhere had had enough. One morning, one of Gregory's wives found the lion in a bloody, mangled mess. Someone had torn him apart in a rage. In this small town, every person is a suspect, and the local sheriff has his paws full separating truth from fiction to find the killer before he or she escapes!
Scene Description
Sandra Gassoula (maiden name Hanson) is one of Gregory's pride of wives - almost the youngest, and certainly the most manipulative of the bunch. She wields her charm and sexuality like a lethal weapon, cutting down the resistance of males to get what she wants. Previously, she was very intent on serving divorce papers to the mayor, in an attempt to wiggle out of the prenupital agreement and score some of his wealth with her freedom. The savage death of the mayor meant she no longer needed to file for divorce, and fearing that would make her too much of a suspect, has come to the office of Mr. Cameron Deets, a sergal acting as town clerk, and a soft spot for the lascivious lioness.
The Blur Effect Scene 3
The Blur Effect
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Project Premise
Superhero FilmGary Halloworth, aka ‘Blur', is a superpowered speedy cheetah from a long line of family heroes, but the untimely loss of his parents early in his life and his inexperience has caused him to lose more battles for good than he's won. Teamed up with the fellow heroes of the Freedom Force, he's desperate to prove himself to everyone. When Volgas, the evil mindbender sloth, begins a plot to control people through their electronics, Blur finds himself relying on others out of necessity to save the day.
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The Freedom Force has just defeated Volgas and smashed his brainwashing machine, but in the process have found that the sabotaging 'mole' that previously pointed to newcomer Blur was put in place by the leader Rumble - HE was the traitor! A one on one superbattle ensues, with Blur victorious in a claw-biting finale. Both heroes exhausted, Blur confronts Rumble for an explanation before he turns his mentor and friend into the authorities.
Enoch the Eunuch Scene 1
Enoch the Eunuch
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Project Premise
Screwball ComedyIn a bizarre legal case, Enoch's minor infraction activated an undiscovered city law that required his castration. And with elections coming up, the incumbent city attorney sticks to his policy of unquestioned obedience to the law. But when a friendly doctor freezes the tissue and assures he can reattach it, Enoch begins a quest to find a loophole forcing the judicial system to give him back what's rightfully his--his balls.
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Early in his efforts to get his balls back, Enoch figures that getting a lot of publicity for his unfortunate situation may help convince city voters to overturn the law. When the usual avenues for quick fame fizzle out, he turns to something bigger, getting a spot on a popular game show. But to make sure his name spreads as far as possible, he decides to make sure he's unlike any contestant they've ever had.