The Shinies

Scene 1

RainFurrest | 2014

Hunter

Oliver

Alexander Adams

Ricky

The Shinies Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

The Shinies

Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Artwork by Pac

Project Premise

Comedy

Against the pleas of their sole ring-tailed board member, a gemstone conglomerate opens their newest store in a city with a large raccoon population. But soon they understand the worries of that board member, when the locals discover a store full of “shinies”. In this scene, Oliver has been watching Ricky go back and forth staring inside from the sidewalk.

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        Welcome. Finally.                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        Hi, I was just outside looking at—                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        Yes, I saw you lurking out there.                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        That diamond is really, really beautiful.                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        34 carat. Largest in the state. Thank you for coming in.                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        Whoa! Oh, wow! You've got some really pretty things here, too!                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        Thank you. We specialize in pretty things.                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        You've got everything in here! Oh, what's that green one?                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        The emerald?                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        No, the green one.                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        It's a 20 carat emerald, imported from Bogotá. Care to touch it?                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        Can I?                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        No.                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        How about that blue one?                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        That sapphire is on sale now.                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        It's really shiny. How much?                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        Three grand.                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        That much?                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        Before mounting.                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        I don't like it that much.                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        Oh, God. Are you actually going to buy anything?                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        I don't have any money.                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        Then get out!

Hoppleganger

Scene 1

RainFurrest | 2014

Kyell Gold

Roy

DJ Beary

Simon

Hoppleganger Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Hoppleganger

Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Archived at Furrywood.com

Artwork by Pac

Project Premise

Mystery Thriller

Simon finds a perfect mirror in a mysterious curio shop for his wife's birthday. After the purchase, Simon believes he's going insane, with people telling him he's doing things and saying things he's sure he's not doing. Worse yet, these things are getting Simon in trouble with his friends, wife, authorities, and total strangers! Could it be a spirit from the mirror mimicking him, intending to take over his life? Or is it just insanity?

                                                        Roy                                                    

                                                        I may be a hyena, Simon, but I don't feel like laughing at your joke.                                                    

                                                        Simon                                                    

                                                        It's not a joke, Roy! In the last few days, people have seen me doing things I never do! Send my wife flowers, donate to charity, reading Chaucer! Chaucer, Roy! Nobody reads Chaucer!                                                    

                                                        Roy                                                    

                                                        It's about time you started improving yourself.                                                    

                                                        Simon                                                    

                                                        I didn't do any of those things, Roy.                                                    

                                                        Roy                                                    

                                                        Then who did, Simon? Who'd want to impersonate you?                                                    

                                                        Simon                                                    

                                                        I don't know, but it started when I bought that mirror at Gemini Curios. It's got to be connected to--                                                    

                                                        Simon                                                    

                                                        Six years ago? That—Roy, I was there this last weekend! And ever since then—Roy, there's someone out there, pretending they're me, trying to take everything from me.                                                    

                                                        Roy                                                    

                                                        Simon, you look like hell—your ears and eyes are twitching, your foot is shaking, your eyes are bloodshot, tail's drooping—are you having a nervous breakdown?                                                    

                                                        Simon                                                    

                                                        No, I'm—I'm okay. Just promise you'll call me if you see me doing anything else weird, okay?                                                    

                                                        Roy                                                    

                                                        I'd say this conversation officially counts.

The Talk

Scene 1

RainFurrest | 2014

Tazel

Jove

Nickleberry

Don

The Talk Scene 1

Written by Whyte Yoté

The Talk

Scene 1

Written by Whyte Yoté

Archived at Furrywood.com

Artwork by Pac

Project Premise

Everyday Drama

Don is a hard-working man raising a (mostly) growing daughter by himself after his wife died over ten years ago. His kid and his job are his life, and he struggles to find a balance. Sometimes it takes others noticing to remind him of his priorities.

                                                        Jove                                                    

                                                        Man, you're still here? This is the third night in a row you've stayed late!                                                    

                                                        Don                                                    

                                                        You're right. I gotta pace myself with this overtime.                                                    

                                                        Jove                                                    

                                                        I don't know about you, but I like having a life outside of work once in a while.                                                    

                                                        Don                                                    

                                                        Guess i've been avoiding it on purpose. You know how guys work harder if they're avoiding shit.                                                    

                                                        Jove                                                    

                                                        Your kid got you in the doghouse? Big Bad Don?                                                    

                                                        Don                                                    

                                                        Naw, not so bad. She just keeps bringing up The Talk.                                                    

                                                        Jove                                                    

                                                        She's nineteen and you haven't...?!                                                    

                                                        Don                                                    

                                                        No! God, no. The car thing. She just got her license, and she's been biting my ankles ever since.                                                    

                                                        Jove                                                    

                                                        So just get her the damn car. You can afford it with all this OT, and if you can't get her the best you sure as hell can fix what's wrong.                                                    

                                                        Don                                                    

                                                        That's not the problem. Her birthday is in a month...                                                    

                                                        Jove                                                    

                                                        That's a tough one. maybe you could just avoid it, tell her you're too tired. I mean hell, it can't be far from the truth.                                                    

                                                        Don                                                    

                                                        You workin' tomorrow?                                                    

                                                        Jove                                                    

                                                        Yeah, but I'm out friday. Booked a three day couples retreat down in Cabo.                                                    

                                                        Don                                                    

                                                        Must be nice.                                                    

                                                        Jove                                                    

                                                        Oh, boy. Sorry man, I didn't mean anything by it.                                                    

                                                        Don                                                    

                                                        It's fine. I'll see you tomorrow.

The Situation

Scene 2

RainFurrest | 2014

Kasper

Tony

Furry Delorean

Paul

The Situation Scene 2

Written by Carrizo

The Situation

Scene 2

Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Artwork by Pac

Project Premise

Police Comedy

When a big city police sergeant gets canned, he finds work in a distant suburb run by the incompetent nephew of the town's mayor. When the town gets their first hostage situation by a confusing group of criminals, it all leads to a truly difficult—and hilarious—situation.

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        Mr. Henford.                                                    

                                                        Paul                                                    

                                                        What? No. No, no, oh, Christ! What is that smell? Is that you?                                                    

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        Look, I'm not proud of this introduction. But I've been assigned your case. So let's just go over the facts, button this up, and I can go home for a marinara bath.                                                    

                                                        Paul                                                    

                                                        Bath first, then facts! God, seriously, that smell has got to be a violation of my civil rights.                                                    

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        And which right would that be?                                                    

                                                        Paul                                                    

                                                        The one about not having a skunk shyster! I'm pretty sure that's Constitutional!                                                    

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        Oh, yeah. Skunk v. Idiot. Landmark case.                                                    

                                                        Paul                                                    

                                                        Dammit, you are rancid! Did you spray someone?                                                    

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        No, I sprayed a wall.                                                    

                                                        Paul                                                    

                                                        Well, what did you do that for?                                                    

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        I hated the wallpaper. Of course, I sprayed someone! Look, let's just focus on the case in front of us, all right?                                                    

                                                        Paul                                                    

                                                        I am not going to be able to focus with you reeking like B-O on a burning tire. Who did you spray?                                                    

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        The state prosecutor.                                                    

                                                        Paul                                                    

                                                        Wait, for real?                                                    

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        Shall we go over facts?                                                    

                                                        Paul                                                    

                                                        Hell, yeah. What do you need to know?

The Shinies

Scene 1

RainFurrest | 2014

Starlight Eyes

Oliver

GeoHolms

Ricky

The Shinies Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

The Shinies

Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Artwork by Pac

Project Premise

Comedy

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        Welcome. Finally.                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        Hi, I was just outside looking at—                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        Yes, I saw you lurking out there.                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        That diamond is really, really beautiful.                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        34 carat. Largest in the state. Thank you for coming in.                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        Whoa! Oh, wow! You've got some really pretty things here, too!                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        Thank you. We specialize in pretty things.                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        You've got everything in here! Oh, what's that green one?                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        The emerald?                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        No, the green one.                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        It's a 20 carat emerald, imported from Bogotá. Care to touch it?                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        Can I?                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        No.                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        How about that blue one?                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        That sapphire is on sale now.                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        It's really shiny. How much?                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        Three grand.                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        That much?                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        Before mounting.                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        I don't like it that much.                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        Oh, God. Are you actually going to buy anything?                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        I don't have any money.                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        Then get out!

The Fourteeners

Scene 1

RainFurrest | 2014

Sanci

Vela

Alexander Adams

Seth

The Fourteeners Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

The Fourteeners

Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Project Premise

Mystery Comedy

Questions without answers are forming in the snow-capped mountains of the Colorado Rockies when a lonely tavern becomes the site of a shocking murder. As the only outsider to the frozen town, a cat from the West tries to unravel the mystery, slowly uncovering the secrets behind those in charge of the inn.

                                                        Vela                                                    

                                                        Specials are over the bar. Start you off with something to drink?                                                    

                                                        Seth                                                    

                                                        Sure, what's local?                                                    

                                                        Vela                                                    

                                                        Not you, I'm guessing.                                                    

                                                        Seth                                                    

                                                        Oh, shoot. Do I stand out that badly?                                                    

                                                        Vela                                                    

                                                        Don't see too many cats in the Rockies. What elevation are you from?                                                    

                                                        Seth                                                    

                                                        Sea-level. California coast.                                                    

                                                        Vela                                                    

                                                        We don't sell catnip.                                                    

                                                        Seth                                                    

                                                        No, I'm here to see the Rockies.                                                    

                                                        Vela                                                    

                                                        A tourist? We get even fewer of those. But hey, you're a nice break from all of the huskies coming through this place.                                                    

                                                        Seth                                                    

                                                        Glad I could change things up.                                                    

                                                        Vela                                                    

                                                        So how about that drink?                                                    

                                                        Seth                                                    

                                                        How about it? You got any breweries around here?                                                    

                                                        Vela                                                    

                                                        Hang on. We're going to be here for a while. Bristol, Left Hand, Oskar Blues, Revolution, Wyknoop, Elk Mountain, Dry Dock, S-K-A, Upslope, my eyes are up here, you know.                                                    

                                                        Seth                                                    

                                                        What? Oh, no, no, I'm sorry. I was looking at your feet.                                                    

                                                        Vela                                                    

                                                        Oh. They're big, too.                                                    

                                                        Seth                                                    

                                                        I've never seen a fox as tall as you in California.                                                    

                                                        Vela                                                    

                                                        My dad's a wolf.                                                    

                                                        Seth                                                    

                                                        Really? Is that possible?                                                    

                                                        Vela                                                    

                                                        How about I bring you a drink, and then you decide?

Dialogues

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The Shinies

Hoppleganger

The Talk

The Situation

The Shinies

The Fourteeners